Housewives Theory

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 1. And with this one, the landscape of Housewives changed forever, henny! We dive into Camille's marriage struggles, Lisa Vanderpump’s obsession with her dog, Giggy, Taylor’s journey to find happiness, Adrienne’s is-it-love-or-is-it-hate marriage, and we do a deep dive into our beloved (and sometimes polarizing) sister duo, Kim and Kyle Richards.Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3… a VERY underrated season. We follow Shereé on her journey to find love, NeNe and her struggles in her marriage, Kim entering her tour era, Kandi venturing into her Koated Nights era, and we also meet two new ladies who would soon become Housewives Royalty in Cynthia “Will-I-Make-It-Down-the-Aisle” Bailey and Phaedra “I-Don’t-Know-My-Due-Date” Parks. Two words: ICONS ONLY. 

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of D.C. Season 1. The one hit wonder, henny! We dive into Mary’s integrated hair salon ~fantasies~ (pray for us), Stacie’s touching search for her father, Lynda’s love for hot, younger men, Cat’s hatred of, well, everything, and we also share our thoughts on one of the most controversial housewives of all time… Miss Michaele Salahi. Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2. We’re back in Franklin Lakes, henny! We loved seeing Jacqueline and Teresa give birth to the very first Housewives babies, the annual Giudice sauce canning, Caroline’s hatred of the ham game, Danielle’s one-sided conversations and multi-faceted beefs, and we also bid farewell to one of our OGs, Dina Manzo.

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of New York Season 3. And girl... it’s legendary. We witness Luann, aka the female Barry White, transform into the pop star we didn’t know we needed, Jill stir the pot any chance she gets, Ramona renew herself, and Bethenny get everything she’s ever wanted in life. We also meet Sonja Morgan as she charm the pants off of everyone, we watch Kelly fight for her life on Scary Island, and see Alex working in Brooklyn, just trying to survive in this economy… Relatable.Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5. This season we take an iconic trip to Italy with Vicki’s family, relive Lynne’s tragic financial crisis, witness the shocking end to Tamra’s marriage as well as the confusing beginning of Gretchen's new relationship, and lastly, we say goodbye to OG Jeana while saying hello to the newest OC Barbie, Miss Alexis Bellino.Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 and girl, this season does NOT get enough credit. We travel to LA with our beloved Lisa Wu, witness herstory being made when Kim records Tardy for the Party, run in high heels with NeNe and Dwight, shift a few wigs with Shereé and finally meet the new Atlanta housewife who changed Bravo forever… Kandi Burruss. Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. We loved reliving Teresa’s stage-mom era, Dina and Caroline Manzo’s big happy family, and Jacqueline’s complicated relationship with the ultimate agent of chaos… Miss Danielle Staub. Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?

Today we’re sippin’ the tea and discussing Real Housewives of New York Season 2. We’re back in the Big Apple, henny! We get into Alex’s deep love of Brooklyn, Luann’s etiquette era, Jill’s charity tour, Bethenny birthing Skinnygirl, the Queen of Pinot Grigio - Ramona, and this season’s newest housewife… Kelly Killoren Bensimon.Edited by: Chris TarriconeMusic by: Brett RybackCover Art by: Who Gon’ Sketch Me, Boo?