Share

cover art for Day One

HOSTING Podcast

Day One

Dear Diary,
I would not say I have been "subjected" to my first 12 hours in New Zealand but a degree of unwillingness must indeed be stressed. An egg breakfast made entirely of New Zeland produce, a cutlery rental and a great deal of confusion about the manner of which and the nature of where one might use or find a toilet seem to be just the begginings of a daunting uphill climb. They wouldn't even let me make my own cheese on the plane.
Love
Carlo

Trailer: Boners of The Heart
Music credit: Talk Samba (Parliamo un pò) by Boom Boom Beckett

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More episodes

View all episodes

  • 7. HOSTING 3: 07 The Prestige

    23:01
    Strawberry fields forever, plans for the ultimate wedding and a sad farewell. All good things must come to and end and just so, all good hosts must speed their guests safe to home. In this final episode, Guy and Carlo learn that friendship conquers all, no matter the cost, no matter the casualties. Keep on hosting, keep on riding, keep on living, baby. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • 6. 06 With Friends Like These

    25:38
    The forgotten history of Basketball, the satisfaction of self-directed tours and the true meaning of hosting. They say there are no enemies at the bottom of a bottle shared; even the greatest wrong, the vilest slight, the most vicious blow can be forgiven, if we open our hearts, to love. Guy and Carlo find that just a revenge is best served cold, friendship, is warm welcome.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • 5. 05 Lady Liberty

    28:47
    A trip to visit Lady Liberty herself. Carlo believes the New York City ports are an approximation of Sydney harbour because the boys took a ferry to visit the Statue of Liberty. It is clearly not modelled on York - perhaps instead it should be called Harbour Town or New Harbour Town. Guy and Carlo discuss possible new names for New York and Carlo is blown away by the size of the Statue “Very tall”.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • 4. 04 The Charm Offensive

    23:06
    How to eat a horse, the origins of Seinfeld and one heck of noise from a human being, they say there's always magic in the air on Broadway. Guy and Carlo have stared deep into the pit of despair, the yawning maw of human suffering from which no light, nor joy escapes but the stars are always brightest from the bottom of the well. Sometimes, you have to walk through the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to realise that fortune itself is a matter of perspective.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • 3. 03 James Bond’s Great Sense of Humour

    23:45
    The progress of a nation, the passengers of the RMS Titanic and a huge update on the fate of Guy and Carlo's excellent prank, the city of New York certainly does not fail to deliver. Only through hosting do we understand the vulnerability of the guest. Only through being a guest do we understand the responsibility of the host. Only when we understand both halves of the equation can we truly learn the true meaning of hosting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • 2. 02 You Have To Draw A Long Bow

    23:54
    The Empire State Building, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-style sleeping arrangements and a prank that might just endear Guy and Carlo to their American friends, only through a shared understanding, a shared goal can the ill fates of yesteryear be repaired. Only through community can the horrors of the past be forgotten. Guy and Carlo have seen and done some terrible things to each other but maybe, just maybe, they're finally starting to see the world from the same side of the coin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • 1. 3: 01 Burying the Hatchet in the Brooklyn River

    24:53
    The beauty of American-made sandwiches, the power of lists and a hilarious prank involving a very special ring, Guy and Carlo are reunited in the Auckland of the North, New York City. A new city, a new hemisphere, two antipodean friends on the wrong side of the globe. Might bygones stay bygones? Can the magic of hosting create a new, stronger bond of friendship? Can something beautiful be forged in the fires of the city that never sleeps?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • Day 7

    18:14
    I know it is ending. It has to be ending because my arm says so. I have made a bad decision. Whoever is reading this must know I have made a mistake in coming here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • Day 6

    20:48
    I don't know what any of these words mean. Everything has lost meaning. I miss New Zealand.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.