Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

We're back with another brand spankin' new episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! We're doing good and making it happen. This was a fun one!Italian Man Trains Dog to Illegally Dump Trash‘Smart Underwear’ could help unlock secrets of human flatulenceSperm swim more quickly in summer, study findsHobby Coder Accidentally Creates “Robot Vacuum Army”

Another FINE episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure. I think we really solved most of the world's problems in this one. We at least made sure people never joined a home schooling board, or created AI agents to help direct your life. So, mission accomplished?Snow isn’t actually white — it’s transparent. It only looks white because millions of tiny ice crystals bounce light around like a busted disco ball, which is why packed or melting snow starts to look gray and sad once the light stops bouncing and reality sets in.France moves to abolish concept of marital duty to have sex Crews remove sex toy that was found affixed to clock tower at Cornish Park in downtown AlgonquinTeen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chopHasbro Sued for Printing Too Many Magic: The Gathering Cards“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” — John Steinbeck

This week we're back in FULL FORM. Like the mighty internet news voltron you were hoping for. Producer Jacob was back in the saddle providing news and solid audio for us to do the thing we were meant to do. This was a good one folks. I hope you enjoy it.Our sweat glands shrink as we age, so there’s less sweating and less need to manage body odor, at least under our arms. The sweat glands react less to heat as we get older, too.Japan is deploying anti-bear drone tech in its ongoing and intense war on bearsAlbany man on the run after ankle monitor found on dogGLP-1 Weight Loss Drugs Could Save the Airline Industry $580 Million a Year on Fuel CostsGameStop Says It's Shut Down a Nintendo Switch 2 Trade-in Exploit That Worked as an 'Infinite Money Glitch'“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young." - Henry Ford

It's been a long time, ladies and gentlemen, but we've returned! Smash and I took over the internet airwaves and produced a show! We're grateful for those that could stop by. Despite our audio being a little "not great" for this episode, we had a good time. We're looking forward to more and hope you come along with us!Factoid of the Week:Kittens in the same litter can have more than one father. This is because the female cat releases multiple eggs over the course of a few days when she is in heat.“Are You Dead?” app designed for people living alone surges to number 1 in ChinaCat Doody Deliberation!No butt plugs for you! Sincerely, America“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”Robert A Heinlien

It' s a show! I wasn't organized for this one. Just enjoy it and don't think too hard

Factoid of the Week: During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths. That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk driving Racoon Invasion! Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms  Words of Wisdom: A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. – W. C. Fields Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too!  If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton! iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F

Factoid of the Week: Pregnant women in their 3rd trimester actually lose gray matter in their brain. Don't worry, it comes back Surgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunch Words of Wisdom: Don't join an HOA – Stephen Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too!  If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton! iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F

Ashley and I have no idea what we're doing. What we do know is that we're trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully. Who are we kidding? We're Horseshoes & Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here's a new episode for you. Have fun! Factoid of the WeekPainting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music. Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!Polishing the Paint RollerMan uses a cup of poo to win a car Words of Wisdom Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – Balthus EMAIL 2dorksmedia@gmail.com DISCORD https://2dorks.net/discord SUPPORT https://2dorks.net/support