Hook Cooks

Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail". *For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental. With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for The Quiet YearMusic:Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Sardana by Kevin MacLeodRosalie's Waltz by Accordion Violin ChoirHorror'ween Circus by Royalty Free Music

Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about. In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation!Special thanks to Holizna for our theme-song, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for 'The Quiet Year'.Music:HoliznaCC0 - Sailing AwayKevin MacLeod - Classic Horror 1 Royalty Free MusicRachmaninov - The Isle of the Dead, Symphonic Poem Op. 29Alfred Schnittke - Sinfonia n.8

Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!' Join us as we delve into these questions and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to name this week's country.Thanks as always to HoliznaCC0 for our theme music, and to Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we have drawn great inspiration.Music: Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music)Solo Violin Classical by Rafael KruxStorm - by AShamaluev Music

Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of. Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode!With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!Music:Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Ancient Mystery by Eitan Epstein MusicMorning Mood by GriegOn Miami Shore by Fritz Kriesler

The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears! Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of our season. Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this appetizer of an episode!With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!Music:Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0Gregorian Chant by KevinMacLeod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYH-bSLXms)Epic Inspiring Background Music by Music4VideoBroadcast and News Background Music by WaveLayers

Knock knock! Who's there? Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure! ... Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"! Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ Music from archive.org: The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana" Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana" "Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet Sound effects sourced from freesound.org