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1. Episode 1 - Meet Donkey Boy
24:32||Ep. 1Welcome to the very first episode of HoofNotes! Robert Wallace, aka Donkey Boy, introduces himself and shares the story of how his passion for donkeys began. Learn what to expect from the podcast each week, enjoy updates from the farm, and hear the hilarious (and slightly scandalous) Hoofnote Headline of the week: when miniature donkey Turlough exposed himself during a cuddle session. You’ll also hear about a school visit gone slightly awry, and the buzz of May Day weekend at Kinedale Donkeys.
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2. Episode 2 - Donkey Treads the Board
27:20||Ep. 2Robert shares updates from the farm, including how the boys have been repeatedly breaking out and the preparations underway for Balmoral Show. This week’s Hoofnote Headline: Mother Goat Goes Bald from Being a Brat. Get the lowdown on Morag the goat and her misbehaviour. The featured story is a gem from Robert’s youth: the time he and donkey Denis appeared on stage in Dublin in the opera Carmen. Plus, Robert introduces a new segment — The To Do List — where he commits to tasks for public accountability.3. Episode 3 - SPF50 and Braydio Waves
36:09||Ep. 3We’re back for Episode 3! Robert welcomes listeners and gives a heartfelt update on recent events: visiting the NI Hospice with the donkeys (and another Turlough moment), a successful Donkey Date Night, and the sunset escapee walk. Hear about upcoming events including the Sunset Picnic, Beer & Cheese Night, and get behind-the-scenes of setting up for Balmoral Show. The Hoofnote Headline this week: Donkey Demands SPF50 Before Stepping Out — a tale of pink-nosed diva Tinkerbell. The featured story is about Perdita’s brave and cheeky first visit to a care home. Robert also checks in on his public to-do list, sets new goals, and shares plans for filming with TG4 and his new social media steward role at the show.
Introducing HoofNotes
00:37||Ep. 0Welcome to HoofNotes, a brand new podcast from rural County Down, hosted by me, Robert Wallace – also known as Donkey Boy. This teaser gives you a glimpse of what to expect: weekly updates from life on my working donkey farm, funny stories you wouldn't believe (including a donkey in an opera), and honest chats about rural life. Whether you're an animal lover, a podcast wanderer, or just here for the craic, you’re very welcome.Subscribe now and come along for the ride – the gates are nearly open.