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Honey This Podcast Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us

But I'm a Cheerleader!

Ep. 4

We're bringing you breaking news on the category 5 gender event in Nashville. We're shedding real tears for queer joy. Gerard Way wore a cheerleading uniform.


Topics include: the patron saint of making it to MCR shows, pleats, reading the text, Judy B in the room, Maren attempts cheerleading, Fangoria, the Madonna/whore complex, the awe/horny cycle, Natasha Lyonne, our shared history as gleeks, homosocial spaces, the Blood music video (again), Kurt Cobain, and queer elders.


The Fangoria article referenced can be found here.


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