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The Birds & The Bees

Ep. 65

Happy Friday! This week, we're talking about the birds and the bees! Specifically, my install of a 3lb honey bee package, mallard ducks and their mating shenanigans, and my chickens. Funnily enough, right after I recorded this episode, I went out and found that one of Dahlia's eggs has hatched! It's a beautiful little yellow fluffball. Check out my Instagram for pics!


I mention Queenright Colonies, which is a great beekeeping supply company. You can find their website here.


(Please note: I've marked this episode explicit because a few swears slip out. I also discuss animal genitalia in frank, anatomical terms.)

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