Hollywood Masterclass

Bang and Brettt visit Shonk in Russian prison, where he could leave if he really wanted to but they decided to sell out instead.

The stage is set, the seats are packed, the masks are locked away. If that wasn’t enough, hot shit record labelman Diamond Dom is scouting the show. Bang better done his homework.

Even Brett’s shredding can’t save Bang’s floundering attempts at Rock n’ Roll. Guest lecturer Tawny Newsome suggests Bang bring some power vocals to help his lifeless efforts. Shonk proposes that the real issue might be footwear.

Shonk is willing to admit he was having Bang run before he could crawl, or even precrawl. Can Tom Scharpling help this guy who can’t even really talk? Also Breett gets FURIOUS!

Carl is on a sub-first-name-basis with Reba, but Bang can’t stop talking about New York Salsa. Brettt's in his bag. Shonk does exactly the right amount of stuff in this one. 

Jess and Zach teach Bang that a simple conversation can be the foundation of a great rap song. Unfortunately, he is unable to act normal and just talk like a person for even 5 fucking seconds. Breett’s got beats. Shonk is operating on pure instinct.

Shocker: Bang fails his homework. Dr. Bretttenstein picks up the pieces from the last session. Shonk makes spitting out hit song ideas look easier than caring for a sugar glider, which he’s also kicking ass at doing.

Bang has atrophied. It’s pathetic. He’s honestly scaring us. Shonk and Brettt gotta save his happy meal ass…again. Time to get the damn band back together. 

Here’s a sneak peak of Hollywood Masterclass season 3, which debuts August 30th!