As long as Michaela’s around, we know the McQueen dynasty will endure for centuries.

Ep 10 - Michaela

She left Derek to die and we stan that.

Ep 9 - Reenie

RIP Tina. Gone 2 soon u are wav da angles now.

Ep 8 - Tina

Married five times but only killed one husband. Go, girl!

Ep 7 - Mercedes

Yes, she’s a bit “crime-y” but have you never dreamed of conning Trevor Royle out of £50k?

Ep 6 - Jacqui

She’s lost three kids in tragic circumstances, but Myra’s more than just a tragic mother.

Ep 5 - Myra

We know her best as “daughter of Marlena and an unknown man” but who is the real Kathleen McQueen?

Ep 4 - Kathleen

Her children were in care… and then they weren’t. Sneaky but strong. This is Goldie’s story.

Ep 3 - Goldie

Son of a violent alcoholic, Victor would later turn to drugs and crime. Unfaithful rogue.

Ep 2 - Victor

Everyone loves Hollyoaks. And every Hollyoaks fan adores the McQueen family. But have you ever stopped to really think about their family ancestry, and how all the characters relate to each other? Now, for the first time, you can enjoy learning about the intergenerational make-up of soapland’s ultimate power dynasty. Against an almost inaudible rendition of the Hollyoaks theme tune, comedian and classically trained singer Pamela Feathergrill offers the definitive oral history of the McQueen clan. Total running time: &lt;10 minutes. New episodes released whenever a new McQueen family member appears, probably.

Hollyoaks - McQueenealogy

All Episodes

10. Ep 10 - Michaela

9. Ep 9 - Reenie

8. Ep 8 - Tina

7. Ep 7 - Mercedes

6. Ep 6 - Jacqui

5. Ep 5 - Myra

4. Ep 4 - Kathleen

3. Ep 3 - Goldie

2. Ep 2 - Victor