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Once again we must discuss where Regina Hall's Oscars got lost. This fun 2014 romp makes LA look like an attractive city and turns us into Kevin Hart Stans. Digressions include pre-release thoughts on The Tortured Poets Department and post-release thoughts on Cowboy Carter. Tune in, rate, review, subscribe and join our Patreon for bonus episodes! Donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund here and World Central Kitchen here.

This week we discuss the "Jack Nicholson Dates A Woman His Own Age or I Guess 8 Years Younger" classic "Something's Gotta Give." As with every great Nancy Meyers movie, there's discussions of great kitchens, beige clothing, and the JLO movie and documentary we refuse to watch. Don't forget to rate review and subscribe and join our Patreon for bonus episodes and content!Donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund here and World Central Kitchen here.

In honor of the current royal shenanigans, this week we discuss The Prince & Me and if we'd want to marry into a royal family. We also discuss the JLo documentary we have not watched and try to guess Julia Styles' IMDB "known for." Tune in, like, subscribe, tell your friends, and don't marry a prince. K byeeeeeeeDonate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund here and Doctors Without Borders here.

Is there a show of love greater than a man knowing how many smiles you have? Does everyone have multiple smiles or is having different ones unique to Kate Bosworth like multiple eye colors? These are just some of the many questions we attempt to answer in our latest episode on the early aughts ride that is "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton." We also talk books, problematic TV stars, and Kathryn Hahn Supremacy. Listen, tell your friends, rate and subscribe, and obviously figure out how many smiles you have and report back. Links to donate: Palestinian Children's Relief Fund and Doctors Without Borders

A divorce rom com! It's funny! And sad! Tune in as we discuss this Rashida Jones/Andy Samberg romantic dramedy. Also maybe starring Chris Pine? There's some debate. Rate, review, subscribe and join our Patreon for bonus episodes and perks! Donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund here and Doctors Without Borders here.

The ugly truth about The Ugly Truth is very ugly. That convoluted nonsense of a sentence is better than anything in this movie. Join us as we discuss horrible gender tropes, misogynists who learn nothing, and the women who love them anyway. Is there anything redeeming about this movie? No, but come hear us rant about it! And if you watched this terrible movie just to listen to our podcast, we will give you a month free of our patreon as an apology.Donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund here and Doctors Without Borders here.

Can a movie that starts with secret insemination possibly hold up? No, but we’re going to talk about the Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman movie anyway. A weird premise and questionable chemistry, but at least there’s a cute kid. Digressions include “Does Jeff Goldblum know he’s in a movie?”, celebrity scientologists, and Patrick Wilson’s hot wife. Tune in, rate, review and subscribe!Join our Patreon here. Read the short story this movie is based on here. Donate to the Palestinian Children’s Relief fund here and Doctors Without Borders here.

Fifty storylines, no chemistry. The brain behind Pretty Woman and Princess Diaries brings us a much worse movie. We’re expected to believe Michelle Pfeiffer is dowdy, Katherine Heigl and Jon Bon Jovi have both met and are attracted to each other, and Lea Michele doesn’t want to sing? Come on. Join us to talk about this insane movie and tell us what parts are most shocking to you. Rate, review and subscribe and most importantly have a safe and happy 2024!