Hindsight is Horrifying

Do you know when the ghosts ruled China?Strange things are afoot in Antonio Bay…New HINDSIGHT episode just dropped: John Carpenter’s THE FOG (1980) Word on the street is that a ship was allegedly lured by a ghostly fog onto the rocks of Antonio Bay, causing said ship to supposedly be enveloped by a supernatural cloud…which maybe caused that ship to sink. As a result, some sailors died. ALLEGEDLY. Now, local myth says that when this mysterious fog returns, the sailor victims will rise up from the depths seeking vengeance on Adrienne Barbeau and Jamie Lee Curtis.Watch now!

Some episodes raise questions. This one raises eyebrows and animated crushes.Wait… AI didn’t resolve your questions about the father and child relationship? How so?In the meantime, thank the goofiest person in your life who reminds you that the concept of “goofy” still exists. That is a wonderful reason to be happy.We at HIH thought that we should officially announce that Mr. Brown has a thing for Velma, also known as brunettes with glasses. This is his cry for animated help.Jade drops a Letterkenny “L.A.” joke, and Jason doesn’t get it.We discuss Darth Jader’s animated crushes on this episode.It doesn’t matter. On a scale of Schindler’s List to Disney, how do you spell “Hi, Dad,” soup? Find out when you tune in with your favorite weirdos.

Darth Jader would like to officially apologize, first and foremost. Her husband shot an M240B while he was in the infantry. She got the portion about the Stryker right and she cooks most of the time at home, so Josh forgives her, and Arnold Schwarzenegger would, too. In the meantime…Can YOU make the Predator noise? We didn’t think so, but neither can we. *WAH WAH*In this movie, which is not Predator, Arnold, appearing as Arnold, gets his privacy disturbed whilst single-handedly transporting a tree with MUSCLES ALONE. We’re pretty sure that even the Brawny Man couldn’t pull that off. Normally, Dan Hedaya is the dad in every movie that ever existed. In this movie, he’s redonkulously Latin American. Just go with it. The important questions are…would you let Arnold help you with your homework? Would he even help you if you weren’t a housekeeper? At any rate, this movie does have a story at some point, we’re just not sure what it is. At its core, this film is an action movie with some soft-core dad rescue porn. Intrigued? You should be! Join your beloved podcasters and their guest, Alex, for the 1980s nonsensical thrill-ride that is Commando!

Women will NEVER be obsolete! Who do you think is writing these show notes?!? AI attempted to take over for a moment, but Darth Jader is back now. You’re welcome.  First, what would your gang name be? The Robin Williams? The Gene Wilders? Or would you be a troupe of true badasses and be The Warriors? Second, which other gang, based on their name alone, would you beat up first? There are so many options in this film that the selections become tiresome.  Hang tight, because all the gangs are mad at the one gang for not committing a crime that definitely happened.  Now that Darth is back, Jason’s gonna die out of pure spite. He said so himself.  Confused? You should be!  Let’s tune into a radio that no longer exists and bop it through this episode together!

Saddle up for a special episode of Hindsight is Horrifying as we dive into the iconic Western classic Tombstone (1993), starring Kurt Russell, Sam Elliott, and the legendary Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday. We picked this film in memory of Kilmer, whose unforgettable performance has cemented him as a fan favorite in this genre-defining movie.Longtime fans Jason and Adam revisit their love for this action-packed tale of Wyatt Earp and the shootout at the O.K. Corral, sharing nostalgic memories and breaking down the film’s epic moments, quotable one-liners, and stellar ensemble cast. Meanwhile, Darth experiences Tombstone for the very first time. Will she be as blown away by Kilmer’s “incandescent” portrayal as the rest of us? Tune in to find out!Expect laughs, hot takes, and plenty of retro movie love as we honor one of the greatest Westerns ever made. What’s your favorite Tombstone moment?

Dive into the world of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet with Hindsight is Horrifying! In this episode, Darth watches the 1986 cult classic for the first time and is blown away by its surreal darkness. Adam takes us back to his Blockbuster rental days, sharing how this film haunted him in the ‘90s. Jason, our Lynch superfan, unpacks the mystery of the severed ear, Frank’s unhinged chaos, and that eerie Roy Orbison vibe.Expect laughs, hot takes, and mind-bending discussions as we explore why Blue Velvet still captivates. Perfect for Lynch fans, horror buffs, or anyone craving a wild movie podcast!

Step into the arena with the latest episode of "Hindsight is Horrifying" as we journey back to 1995 with the cult classic, "Mortal Kombat"!Join Jason, Adam, and Darth, along with our special guest Paul, who's not just a fan but a connoisseur of the film's delightful absurdity. We're breaking down:Fight or Flop? - How well did this movie capture the essence of the iconic video game?Silliness at its Finest - Paul shares his love for the movie while acknowledging its campy charm.Aging Like Fine Wine? - We discuss whether "Mortal Kombat" holds up or crumbles under the nostalgia test.🔥 What's in Store?Epic Battles: Relive those iconic fight scenes, from Scorpion to Sub-Zero.90s Nostalgia: Dive deep into the era where video game movies were a gamble and a spectacle.Guest Insights: Paul brings his infectious enthusiasm and critical eye to the conversation.⏰ Watch Now: Don't miss out on the fun, the fights, and the folly of "Mortal Kombat." Get ready for a trip down memory lane that's as memorable as "Finish Him!"🎥 Subscribe for More: Keep your nostalgia meter full with "Hindsight is Horrifying." Follow for weekly dives into movies that shaped our past, for better or worse. 

Dive into the icy fun with the latest episode of "Hindsight is Horrifying" where Jade, Adam, and Jason kick off our new studio adventures with a nostalgic look at the 1999 classic, "Mystery, Alaska"!Directed by Jay Roach, this film brings us into the heart of a small Alaskan town where hockey isn't just a sport, it's a way of life. Join us as we unpack the charm, the characters, and the unforgettable game against the New York Rangers. 🔥 What's in this Episode?Fresh Studio Vibes: We're still getting the kinks out, but the new setup is already bringing new energy!Film Breakdown: From the plot to the performances, we're dissecting everything about "Mystery, Alaska."Hockey Love: Whether you're a fan of the sport or the story, there's something here for everyone.⏰ Watch Now: Don't miss out on the laughs, insights, and maybe a few surprises as we explore this hidden gem of '90s cinema.🎥 Subscribe for More: Keep up with all things movies, nostalgia, and more with "Hindsight is Horrifying." Hit that follow button for weekly episodes!