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Baloney Mongers

Season 1, Ep. 115

DAY 3 OF FLASH AUGUST FICTION. I had no idea where this one was going. I really didn’t. I just knew the general idea and who knows what the heck was going to happen. Usually there is at least a little bit more of an idea than this. Something tells me it’s going to be absurd. Also. I don’t know what the heck happened yesterday with the production of the podcast. Things got all out of whack. I’m very frustrated with audacity, and I’m having a hard time finding something simple to work with. There really should be something simple, but there is not. Help me find a coder for StoryCheetah and we can fix that. Get the whole shebang at my substack.

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