Hello Humans

The perfect life is within your grasp! It's not just about eating kale and doing pilates – obviously those are extremely important – but it's also about the power of positivity, and the spiritual betterment of mindfulness. Join me, Kylie Lockhart, to learn what it takes, and what benefits you'll undoubtedly reap, in my self-help podcast Lifebulb!Starring Amelie Edwards, Matthew Woodcock, Lexie McDougall, David Knight, Maxamillian John, Simon Kane, Peter Davis, Charlie MayWritten by Maxamillian John, David KnightEdited by David KnightSound design by Maxamillian JohnHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

We return once more to The Public Domain, for an appropriately bone-chilling Christmas instalment. Matthew Woodcock reads The Mezzotint, a ghost story by M. R. James. It was first published in 1904 as part of the anthology Ghost Stories of an Antiquary.Starring Matthew WoodcockWritten by M. R. JamesEdited by David KnightSound design by David KnightHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

All aboard the SS Fashion, now harbouring in London! The Capetain has invited fashion designer and social media influencer Charlie May to give her professional insight on the best types of cape, the ideal materials for capes, capes through history, and whatever caping trivia she can fabricape(cate).Starring Matthew Woodcock, Charlie May, Peter Davis, Maxamillian John, David KnightWritten by Matthew Woodcock, Maxamillian John, David KnightEdited by David KnightSound design by Maxamillian JohnHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

Everyone loves a sport, from your arm-wrestling grandma to your pole-jumping landlord. But with so many sports, how can you try them all? Now you don't have to! Join us as David does the sports and Max talks the sports in... Spooooooooorrrtts!Starring Maxamillian John, David Knight, Amelie EdwardsWritten by Maxamillian John, David KnightEdited by David KnightSound design by Maxamillian JohnHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

It’s a day like any other at the end of the world, but Dave and Tom are determined to make it special. Having discovered a marked calendar in their grumpy bunkermate’s bedroom, the duo jump to conclusions with typical zeal.Starring Tom Dalling, David Price, David KnightWritten by David KnightEdited by David KnightSound design by Tom DallingHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

The Definitely Human British and International Podcast Awards was founded with the singular goal of recognising talent, upholding excellence, inspiring inspiration and creating world peace through the medium of podcasts. Starring Matthew Woodcock, Lexie McDougall, Amelie Edwards, Max Upton, David Knight, David Price, Tom Dalling, Maxamillian John, Charlie May, Peter Davis, Emma GibbsWritten by David Knight, Maxamillian JohnEdited by David Knight Sound design by Maxamillian JohnHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman. 

National Archives index E497-NSX. Digitisation of the first item on a wax cylinder found in two boxes donated to the Archives on the 27th February 1995 by an anonymous benefactor. The boxes contain several more cylinders, along with documents, photographs and assorted writings. The digitisation of these artefacts and the fanciful stories they contain was halted due to their low priority and a lack of funds.Starring, written, edited and sound design by Maxamillian JohnHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

PLEASE PRESS YOUR TRIANGLES NOWStarring Lexie McDougall, Matthew Woodcock, David Knight Written by Matthew Woodcock, David KnightEdited by David KnightSound design by Maxamillian JohnHello Humans is a Definitely Human production. Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.