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Top 5 Things that instantly make you think someone is a w@nker
They're back, they're judging people, and they're almost certainly going to upset someone!
On this week's episode of Hardcore Listing, hosts Chris N Stu tackle one of life's great questions: What are the Top 5 things that instantly make you think someone is a WANKER?
We've all been there. You're minding your own business when someone says something, does something, or simply behaves in a way that makes you immediately think, "Yep. Absolute wanker."
From ridiculous everyday habits and unbearable personality traits to those tiny little things that make your blood boil for absolutely no good reason, Chris and Stu are counting down their personal Top 5 instant wanker triggers.
Expect outrageous opinions, completely unnecessary arguments, wildly unfair judgements, plenty of swearing and, as always, two grown men talking absolute nonsense with the confidence of people who know what they're talking about.
It's DAFT, it's GLORIOUS, and it's peak HARDCORE LISTING!
Recording this one was an absolute blast, and we genuinely hope you have as much fun listening as we did making it. And remember, if you recognise yourself in any of our choices, please don't take it personally. Actually, maybe do. You might be a wanker.
We talk utter drivel. Our opinions are ridiculous, frequently contradictory and should never be taken seriously. If you're easily offended, this probably isn't the podcast for you. If you enjoy two idiots laughing at the absurdity of everyday life, welcome home!
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Get involved, share your own Top 5 choices and tell us exactly what makes you instantly think someone is a wanker!
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Now sit back, relax and enjoy two grown men getting irrationally angry about people they've probably never met.
BIG LOVE, CHRIS N STU ❤️
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