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Hard Yards Podcast

EP #40 Living in a simulation

Ep. 40

G'day Boys and Girls! Get ready for episode #40 of the Hard Yards Podcast! This week, we’re cranking up the chaos with an hour packed full of belly laughs, mind-bending stories, and banter that’ll have you laughing out loud. We’re diving headfirst into some spicy head F*&KS and tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright absurd listener submissions. Got a story, question, or a spicy take of your own? Hit us up at 0486 029 318—don’t hold back, legends! Need some fresh merch to rep the crew? Head over to hardyardspodcast.bigcartel.com and grab the goods. Crack a cold one, settle in, and let’s make some noise. Cheers, you legends!

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