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Lloris Couldn't Save This Mess | LAFC Fans React to Collapse
Ep. 304
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Travis, Darren and Vince react to LAFC’s brutal 4–0 loss to Toluca in Toluca, one of the club’s worst nights and a cowardly, mistake-filled performance marked by awful passing and missed early chances. Hugo Lloris was the lone bright spot amid relentless pressure, which was not nearly enough to avoid complete disaster. A truly horrifying spectacle of a loss!
00:00 Postmatch Meltdown
01:10 Darren Takes The Blame
02:22 Quick Game Recap
03:03 Happy Foot Sad Foot
06:09 Any Positives Tonight
07:17 What Was The Plan
08:01 Pressure And Passing
11:39 Courage And Collapse
13:09 Therapy And The Gun Bit
17:05 Super Chats Begin
17:29 Happy Foot Flag Story
18:30 Parking The Bus Debate
19:35 Tillman Reception And Bouanga
23:15 MLS Roster Rules Rant
27:54 More Super Chats And Tunisia
30:39 First Caller Jeff Tock
34:09 Lineup Rage Begins
34:44 Tillman Role Debate
35:04 Midfield Picks Questioned
35:54 Nobody Played Well
36:23 Sell Bouanga Argument
37:18 Jeff Gets Booted
37:32 Diego Calls In
38:38 Tillman Miss Breakdown
42:41 Ross Tactical Fixes
44:49 Striker Problem Talk
48:58 Super Chats Suffering
53:56 Tactical Disaster Debate
59:00 A-Rod Happy Heel
01:03:15 Tillman Out Train
01:04:29 Justin Reads Superchat
01:05:09 Roster Money Panic
01:06:40 Roster Rules Must Hit
01:07:09 Overpaid Players Critique
01:07:46 Who Builds The Roster
01:07:58 GAM Trade Reality Check
01:08:50 Defense And Expectations
01:10:02 DP Versus U22 Debate
01:10:18 Wrapping The Caller
01:10:36 Speedrun Super Chats
01:13:52 Is Son A Concern
01:14:57 Burger King Detour
01:17:23 CONCACAF Ref Rant
01:18:59 Ryan Calls In Drunk
01:20:53 Paulie Cat And Beef
01:25:04 Ontario Andy Pushback
01:27:45 Creepy TIFO Talk
01:31:05 Final Thoughts And Hope
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