Happy Foot Sad Foot

Ilie can win MLS Cup with this kick."Game on the lineHow do I make the smart choice?I remember what's worked and what hasn't.This goalie knows exactly where I'm going to shoot.He's smart but hesitant.I'm not.Bottom right, all in.So let it fly."Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

International Duty? More like International BOO-ty. Wait, that sounds cool actually. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down all of the storylines leading into this weeks Penultimate MLS match day against Vancouver Whitecaps, and we finally hear what happened at SNL. Then the boys are joined by the very fun Whitecaps podcast Terminal City FC podcast to learn just what Vancouver thinks of us and what we think of them. PLUS, Carlos Vela! Does he exist? Two more to go!!Skip The Intro!™7:39: Storylines intro begins8:51: Storylines song beginsSubscribe to Terminal City FCJoin our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

Guys... I think we're back. Travis and Vince break down a breezy victory with very little to complain about. LAFC clinches top 4 in the West, Bouanga finally misses a PK, and Aaron Long scores a Bouanga Blast. Plus Geoff joins to slowly but surely destroy his career by talking crap about a lot of potential employers. What an idiot! Two games left before the playoffs, baby!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

Travis takes time out between bouts of food poisoning to call into our pregame show with the storylines on everyone's mind: ARE WE BACK YET??? Also, does Bouanga have a shot at the Golden Boot? Will Sporting Kansas City be out for revenge on Saturday? Or are they just kinda... done? And it's the long awaited return of the Official Happy Foot Sad Foot Quarterly Review! You'll NEVER GUESS the SHOCKING TRUTH behind who is our new LAFC Fantasy Goals leader heading into the final stretch. Check out the video version of this episode if you wanna see Travis' dog trying to lick the food poisoning off of him!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

In the words of Daniel, "3 points. Nothing else matters. On to the next." But BOY WAS I ANGRY AT THAT REF. Giroud's beautiful first MLS goal was called off, Bouanga had a classic BB, Olivera did something with his head we don't have to ever talk about again. and This postgame had everything: Vince in front of a hot dog, Darren reiterating how much Open Cup means to us, Travis finally explaining the podcast polycule, and fan favorite Miss Bones in the flesh. Wait...do skeletons have flesh? RIP to the man Tim Tillman hit in the penis.Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

Darren and Vince (Dince) dive into LAFC's massive in-season victory over Cincinnati, celebrating a rotated squad's cohesive performance against a top Eastern Conference team on their pitch. Clutch contributions from guys all over the pitch, start to finish, solidify that yes, we are, indeed, EXTREMELY BACK. Campos, Olivera, Martinez, Lloris, Bouanga... everyone brought it. I'm just naming players at this point. We have climbed out of our trench and are building momentum at form at just the right moment, which is why we need to focus on the most important parts of the show which are 1) The HaFoSafo LAFC Watchalong Curse is officially broken, and it was 100% Travis' fault, and 2) Vince and Darren both need to watch classic Gene Hackman movies before they speak again next, which is a thing they did far too much of today. Thanks to everyone who hung out with us!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

We grew the game, didn’t we folks! Darren, Vince and Travis break down a stressful but successful LAFC Open Cup victory and we remark on how the Open Cup is the only tournament in American soccer that actually matters. #NancyOut!!!Watch the official LAFC live watch-along, DINCE eDINCEtion on LAFC Gold!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot

Our Lamar Hunt,who art in heaven,Open be thy Cup;thy Kansas City come; our win be done;on BMO as it is in Seattle.Give us this day our daily trophy.And forgive us our cup losses,as we forgive those who cup loss against us (Philadelphia).And lead us not into Columbus;but deliver us from curses.A-tuesta.Watch the official LAFC live watch-along, DINCE eDINCEtion on LAFC Gold!Join our Patreon and help us keep making this showMerch Available Now at HappyFootSadFootPod.comTwitter: @HaFoSaFoYouTube: @happyfootsadfoot Instagram: @happyfootsadfootTikTok: @happyfootsadfoot