Share

cover art for Episode 68: The Eighty Years’ War - Part 1

Half-Arsed History

Episode 68: The Eighty Years’ War - Part 1

In this episode of Half-Arsed History, hear some of the ridiculous stories that came out of the Eighty Years' War, including the surfing pirates of the Siege of Leiden, the tens of thousands left dead after the Spanish Fury, and William the Silent paying for his assassin's pistols.


More episodes

View all episodes

  • 10399. Episode 399: Nicolaus Copernicus and Copernican Heliocentrism

    55:34||Ep. 10399
    In this week's episode, get to know Nicolaus Copernicus, the 15th-century astronomer who brought about a historical paradigm shift with his radical proposal that the Sun, not the Earth, is at the centre of the solar system.
  • 50007. Week 7: The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre

    40:40||Ep. 50007
    This week in history we’ve got famous martyrdoms, global car races, and the discovery of former planets, we’ve got the birthdays of scientists and leaders and activists, and we’ve also got the story of an infamous Chicago bloodbath.
  • 10398. Episode 398: The Foundation of Modern Singapore

    58:20||Ep. 10398
    In this week's episode, discover how, why, and perhaps most importantly where modern Singapore was founded, back in 1819 by Sir Stamford Raffles.
  • 50006. Week 6: The Sack of Baghdad

    33:32||Ep. 50006
    This week in history we’ve got riots and treaties, we’ve got the discovery of the world’s biggest gold nugget, we’ve got the birthday of a famous Victorian author, and of course, the end of the Islamic Golden Age with the Sack of Baghdad.
  • 10397. Episode 397: Catherine the Great, the Enlightened Empress

    01:15:47||Ep. 10397
    In this week's episode, meet Catherine the Great, the empress who successfully ruled Russia for almost 35 years despite usurping a throne she had no claim to.
  • 50005. Week 5: The Day the Music Died

    38:58||Ep. 50005
    This week in history we’ve got the execution of a famous traitor, a tale of revenge served cold, we’ve got the birthdays of conquerors and explorers and activists, and we’ve got the story behind the Day the Music Died.
  • 10396. Episode 396: The Horrors of Sarah Island

    01:02:40||Ep. 10396
    In this week's episode, become acquainted with Macquarie Harbour Penal Station, known as Sarah Island, which was one of the cruellest and most brutal convict settlements in Australia's history.
  • 50004. Week 4: When Some Ships Sailed from Botany Bay to Port Jackson

    39:02||Ep. 50004
    This week in history: the publishing of Pride and Prejudice, the first-ever cans of beer, the birthdays of pirates, kings, and composers, and... that time some ships sailed from Botany Bay to Port Jackson.
  • 10395. Episode 395: The Raft of the Medusa

    52:15||Ep. 10395
    In this week's episode, head the gruesome and tragic tale of the Raft of the Medusa, when almost 150 people were set adrift and abandoned on a rickety raft, resorting to murder and cannibalism to survive.