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WHAT’S THE GOING RATE FOR STICKING A CUCUMBER UP YOUR ASS?

Ep. 761

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON read an email from a new listener fresh off an HPV test. Krystyna reads an excerpt from The Will To Change by bell hooks, the gals discuss the nanosized group of famous men who display healthy masculinity. C&K then welcome reality TV star, PUMPKIN, to the studio. The trio discuss splitting custody of your kids, finding a partner who wants to be in your OnlyFans content, the ups and downs of reality TV fame, and her upcoming debut at a strip club.


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