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ONCE YOU GO, OKAY THIS IS WHY I’M FUCKED UP, WHAT DO YOU DO?

Welcome to 2020, fuck face! This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch) talk about Afganistan’s first female military pilot who was forced to seek asylum in the US, give advice to a Fucker who is annoyed by her boyfriend’s love language, Krystyna has a very important meeting with someone from her past, Corinne reflects on her 2019, and the duo resolves to have more slutty nights out. Then our hosts sit down with sex educator, coach, and all around knowledgeable as fuck lady, EFFY BLUE (@coacheffyblue)! Effy gets real with the girls about how childhood bonds create templates for adult relationships, how to start dealing with childhood trauma (or any trauma), and the mind-body connection. Then the trio dive into ethical non-monogamy, and Effy discusses how to build a relationship unique to your needs. Fuckers, we’re ringing in the new decade with healing and knowledge! 


GO to EFFY BLUE’s Website: effyblue.com

Check Out EFFY BLUE’s Community Organization for the Sexually Explorative: wearecuriousfoxes.com 

Check Out EFFY BLUE’s Sex Party How-To Book: playpartyetiquette.com 

Follow EFFY BLUE on IG: @coacheffyblue

Follow EFFY BLUE on Twitter: @coacheffyblue


Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal

Follow Corinne on IG: instagram.com/philanthropygal

Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch

Follow Krystyna on IG: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch

Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com


LISTEN TO KRYSYTNA’S NEW SOLO PODCAST, The Voices In Our Heads every Wednesday on all podcast platforms! https://luminary.link/yVatxyAKX1


LISTEN TO CORINNE'S OTHER PODCAST, Two Less Lonely Girls! An unironic podcast for adult Justin Bieber fans who also enjoy chats about the Illuminati, Hollywood conspiracy theories, and general hot celebrity goss! Hosted by Corinne Fisher and Rosebud Baker. https://luminary.link/W0GvPVDKX1 AND YOU CAN NOW WATCH TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS ON YOUTUBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQ2OfnE6ZY&t=2811s

 

COME SEE US LIVE!

 

JANUARY DATE COMING SOON

GUYS WE FUCKED LIVE

Caveat Bar 

21 A Clinton Street

New York, NY 10002

TICKET LINK COMING SOON


For full duo touring schedule, please visit www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours

WE’RE NOT BANGING w/ KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON & JUSTIN SILVER 

8:00PM THURS 1/16 @ The Stand NY, NY

TICKETS: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/1367/20200116-800-pm-were-not-banging


GLAMOURPUSS with KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON & WENDI STARLING

8:00PM SAT 1/25 @ Zinc Bar NY, NY

TICKETS: https://glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com


KRYSTYNA is HEADLING Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA

THURS 2/6 @ 8PM, FRI 2/7 @ 7:30 PM & 10PM, SAT 2/8 @7:30 PM & 10PM 

TICKETS: https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/35941 


CHECK OUT our new fave body positive blogger, #SOPHIE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6j69-EeLZU


MUSIC FEATURED THIS WEEK:

 

1. Lexy Desjarlais – “But You”

 https://open.spotify.com/track/1c0O0aEBV6Ueg4vE07d9MK?si=SX9HQmhiSr6wMunKzecJ-Q

2. Lexy Desjarlais – “Not Worth It”

https://open.spotify.com/track/0ZK9lUelqAliZHlsKCE8zQ?si=0yXOG_r1Tw2EhRc72dcZuw


Do you think your music should be featured on an episode of GWF? 

E-mail a streaming link to Mike Coscarelli: GWFPodcastMusic@gmail.com 

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