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WOMEN DON’T WANT YOU WHEN YOU’RE A THIRSTY ASSHOLE?

This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), give advice to a Fucker who had a maintenance guy creepily walk in on her naked, Corinne asks men to learn to deal with their emotions themselves, and Krystyna watches an inspiring Oprah interview. Then the duo chats with stand-up comedian and podcaster, JAMIE KILSTEIN (@thejamiekilstein)! Jamie reflects on surviving the recent Texas snowstorm, his year of singledom in quarantine, a romantic meeting at a diner with a waitress who had a boyfriend, his childhood trauma, and his history of dating women who love-bomb and get absurdly jealous. Jamie gets into what it looks like to seriously commit to healing yourself, tells the story of a girl he dated for a year who got jealous of her own pussy, and confesses that he’s moved in with seven different girlfriends. Plus, mushrooms, the grief of a pet dying, moving to Arizona to save a broken relationship, and more! 

Check Out JAMIE KILSTEIN’s Podcast “A Fuckup's Guide to Self-Help”: https://jamiekilsteinpodcast.com/fugtsh

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LISTEN TO KRYSTYNA'S SELF-HELP SOLO PODCAST, The Voices In Our Heads, Wednesdays on all podcast platforms! https://luminary.link/yVatxyAKX1


LISTEN TO CORINNE'S NEWS & POLITICS PODCAST with comedian SHAYNE SMITH, WITHOUT A COUNTRY, Saturdays on all podcasting platforms including full video on YouTube. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCjP3oJVS_BEgGXOPcVzlpVw


CORINNE & KRYSTYNA are HEADLINING MAGOOBY’s JOKE HOUSE in Baltimore, MD

TODAY Friday, March 12th @ 7:30PM & 9:45PM and TOMORROW Saturday, March 13th @ 7:30PM & 9:45PM (4 SHOWS IN TOTAL)

Tickets: https://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours/


For live duo touring schedule, please visit www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours

 

MUSIC FEATURED THIS WEEK:


1. L-Tism – “Leek, Leek”

2. L-Tism – “Gravity”

https://open.spotify.com/artist/37LApbzF0qxGzKVRCjcunC?si=2G5yyxvmTNOFxsBtC1V2fw


Do you think your music should be featured on an episode of GWF? 

E-mail a streaming link to Mike Coscarelli: GWFPodcastMusic@gmail.com 

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