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Goop Yourself

Moom Yourself (TEASER)

The nation celebrates one blonde cinematic icon while tearing down another. Agnes and Bryan posit what it would be like covering Marilyn Monroe's lifestyle newsletter back in the day. We go G*nter H*ntin' to get to the bottom of the truly baffling and elusive "Adjacent." Plus, looking back at the two original Goop recipes, Goop Kitchen's new fall menu, aging into GoopGenes, natural anti-inflammatories, Gwyneth and Brad's podcast convo and more!


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    01:11:06
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    01:42:34
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    01:48:14
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    01:38:10
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    01:53:57
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    01:43:48
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    01:43:12
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