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431: Decidedly Un-Sexy

Season 4, Ep. 431

FA Cup QF at Southampton, leaked 2026 home kit reaction, Ben White’s England return, international break drama, Italy’s World Cup failure, the USA vs Belgium kit clash, plus World Cup ticket lottery chaos and MLB arbitration explained.


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  • Why We Think You Suck
  • Not the Sexiest Matchup
  • As Much As We Need to Score
  • Very Arsenalesque
  • Thanks for the Memories
  • Raya’s Better
  • Child Abuse
  • Make That Game Meaningless

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