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329: Cow Town
Season 3, Ep. 329
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PL away match vs. Nottingham Forest, injury updates, an update on the search for a new sporting director, player of the half-match Calafiori, mental and fatigue factors plaguing the squad, a history of the Dallas/Fort Worth rivalry, the extra Champions League spot England could qualify for, and a discussion of free agency and how it affects transfers.
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Highlights:
Links:
- Bukayo Saka, Gabriel Martinelli not expected back until April, says Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta (The Athletic)
- Arsenal plan to appoint new sporting director in March (The Athletic)
- The Pony Excess (Netflix)
- The Pony Excess (ESPN+)
Alternate Titles:
- A Mental Effect
- It Feels Over
- Go Frogs
- A Warm Body
- Win the Next Game
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