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Mini Bad Boy Special: Beef Pies, Bad Knees & Bullseye at Midnight
Ep. 12
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Eggsy and Adam (later Rhys) crack open a warm tour can and take us on a magical mystery ride through the 2025 GLC tour:
- Manchester – Misty appears like the Welsh Elton John, crowd goes absolutely batshit, and some bloke called Dom drinks alone in the dressing room.
- Kendall – Chef chops off half his finger and bleeds all over the fish and chips. Very rock ’n’ roll.
- Margate – The boys drink in a pub that might be called “The Bag o’ Buckets” or something. Adam goes home early for Bullseye.
- Bexhill – Eggsy has a pre-show dinner of ice cream followed by a Pot Noodle. Athlete.
- Newcastle – Ladyboys of Bangkok next door; Billy does 10 poos; someone gets smashed in a beer hall; Rhys injures his leg after two songs and ends up being medically laughed at by NHS staff.
- Hull – A pub so terrifying even GLC walk straight back out.
- Nottingham – Longest graffiti penis ever documented.
- Exmouth to Falmouth – Trego Mills nearly causes a religious experience. Pete Doherty’s dog exposes its luminous anus.
- Frome – Adam once performed an entire gig four seconds behind reality.
- Bridgend – The beer tastes like farts and everyone has to move dressing rooms mid-gig.
- Ipswich – The lads stay up late watching a sci-fi porno on Talking Pictures TV that scarred them spiritually.
- Oxford – Beef pie dream achieved; Adam pukes on his own poo and is reborn stronger.
- Reading – Full English served in a bowl, ghost made of glittery smoke appears in the corridor.
- Southampton – The boys all fall asleep on sofas and Adam makes a tiny mouse-squeak in his sleep that becomes the highlight of the tour.
- Another place – Venue staff demand an extra 15 minutes of rapping; GLC politely refuse and drink heavily at a golf club instead.
The boys close with a reminder that next year’s tour is Stairway to Newport, featuring their ongoing search for the mythical perfect steak and ale pie — roaring fire, pub dog (but not one with worms), proper ale, shortcrust pastry, the lot.
This episode is 55 minutes of pure Newport chaos that you’ll never get back — but you’ll be glad you spent it.
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