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Episode 172 - Two Apples Tall

Ep. 172

This week, we’ve got it all: old games, boring games, games we don’t play, and even things that aren't games at all but rather raccoons.


Timestamps:

(00:20) Robin’s new roommate

(03:00) Hello Kitty urban legends

(07:30) Directive 8020

(28:00) Marathon PvE

(31:00) Uncharted 4: Game’s fun, game’s bad

(38:45) A little game called Final Fantasy 11

(55:30) What else have Willa and Robin been up to this week? (feat. Marriage Toxin, Heartspell: Horizon Academy)  


Mentioned this week:

Uncovering Amy Hennig's Uncharted 4

Final Fantasy 11 videos from The Crawl, Friends at the Table, and A Goth Elf


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