Get A Grip with Angela Scanlon and Vicky Pattison

Arch envy, cake servers, and naughty royals... It’s a big one this week. Angela’s playing hostess with the mostess, showing off fresh tea towels and her brand new cake server (adulting alert), while Vicky’s jetting off to the Maldives to vape her face off and let her five-star feet breathe. There’s a heartfelt listener letter on fertility, a WikiFeet off in the studio, a deep dive into Justin Bieber’s current spiral (yes, we said Lil Bieber), and a proper rant about Will and Kate’s dog Orla, because the monarchy’s gone rogue and started puppy farming.

Makeup-free and embracing their milk stems, Angela and Vicky tackle everything from a sweaty Saturday Kitchen to the even sweatier spectacle that was the Bezos-Sanchez wedding. Our very own Vogue correspondent, Ms. Scanlon, gives us the (supposed) insider scoop on the latest cover, and the gals dive into the Orlando and Katy split... and yes, it’s all a bit messy.

Jeff Bezos’ £48 million wedding is giving foam, glass favours, and full nouveau riche energy - the ladies aren’t impressed, and neither is Venice. Meanwhile, there’s feminist fury during Vicky’s latest Gogglebox appearance, Angela shares her BAFTA aspirations, and a very wholesome listener letter sparks a chat about fake tan freedom.

The ladies are in awe of Kate Moss and Pamela Anderson’s no-makeup power moves, and they’re equally stunned by Dakota Johnson, who proves she’s every woman’s bestie by confessing she sent gorilla poo to a mate’s ex. Meanwhile, Angela goes feral at a sausage party, and Vicky lives her snack-fuelled Gogglebox dream with Pete Wicks!

The Jenner family cosmetics chat isn’t over. Especially now that Vicky manifested Kylie spilling the tea on her boob job. Bella Hadid’s Vogue interview has Angela ready to launch a red tent revolution (because menstrual holidays should definitely be a thing), and the ladies are coming in with a Peppa Pig take you won’t hear on CBeebies.

Kris Jenner’s new look has raised more than eyebrows, so Angela and Vicky get stuck into the snatched face discourse - Botox, polynucleotides, and the absolute audacity of pretending it’s all down to olive oil. They’re still swooning from their run-in with John Legend, and Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater side hustle has them genuinely obsessed. Plus, a powerful listener email brings it all back to what matters most: getting up and grabbing life by the balls.

It’s time to free the nipples, Gagglers! After Angela and Vicky dissect the Cannes Festival ban on “revealing” outfits, the call to free the nip is louder than ever. The boob chat continues as Vicky introduces the term "Boob Gooch" to the group. (Nope, we’d never heard it either. Yep, we’re obsessed.) Plus, a huge moment in GAG history… our very first email!

It’s safe to say unhinged is the vibe in the studio this week as Angela breaks out in song, Vicky considers the logistics of laying an egg, and somehow we end up at “swamp gussets.” Amid the chaos, the ladies reveal all the juicy BTS action from the BAFTAs, dig into the Beckham family drama, and get fired up about the state of women’s healthcare, spurred on by Naga Munchetty’s new book 'It’s Probably Nothing'.