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Gentleman Jack Historical Nightcap - Love, Death, and Sex or - Tales of the Gruber and Fruit Baskets of Indecision

Season 1, Ep. 4.5

Break open that gorgeous bottle of gin they said.. Drink it in honor of our Patron Saint of Thirst they said.. WELL WE DID! And welp, this is probably our most turnt #HistoricalNightcap yet #93percent! In this adjunct episode of #GentlemanJackCrack lots of gay screaming occurs as we delve into all of the angst currently engulfing our Ann(e)s. We discuss Anne Lister playing footsie with another gal in York, Ann Walker’s “diagnosis” from Dr. Belcombe, the grubbles that were still happening, and regretfully, that grubby little wretch Ainsworth and all the trouble he’s caused.


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Chapter Marks:


0:19 - Pre-Nightcap Announcement- Much gin have we

4:01 - Our Patron Saint of Thirst is on a world tour!

13:24 - Official start of the Nightcap

35:28 - Mariana and Mr. Abott politics theory

37:51 - SCRIPT BREAKDOWNS with Sally!

39:50 - Aunt Ann Walker is shitty at discretion

41:34 - Sally knows about the Gruber!

44:59 - Sex Ed. Anne Lister Medical Fact of the Week

50:29 - “Their night things are wet through" ..!!!

51:33 - Potential season 3 peek into nude grubbles

53:08 - Deleted Scene in Leeds a.k.a. THE GRUBER

58:52 - Shady Aunt Ann Walker

1:01:26 - Notes on the Lawton Estate

1:04:42 - Ann Walker's Bugati

1:06:03 - Deleted scene with the Ann(e)s in bed

1:08:04 - Deleted scene with a sad John Booth

1:08:54 - “Mens language” with Anne Lister

1:09:44 - Marian risks it all for a date

1:12:18 - Notes on the early morning angst

1:14:23 - A Very Het Meeting & another deleted scene

1:21:19 - Deleted scene with Anne & Eugenie

1:24:11 - Ending on dreams of violence & misandry

1:24:57 - DIARY ENTRIES Segment begins!

1:28:02 - Thirsty Ann Walker flirts in a letter like a pro

1:33:42 - Is Steph Belcombe the real "quack"?

1:36:33 - Anne Lister’s persistent optimism vs anxious Ann Walker

1:39:36 - Anne Lister plays footsie with another bitch in York!

1:44:44 - Everybody's diagnosis of Ann Walker is wrong

1:51:26 - Love, Death and Sex

1:58:44 - Jeremiah and more 19th century mansplaining

2:03:31 - Mrs. Priestley still being shady af

2:04:45 - Differences in the aftermath of Ainsworth

2:09:24 - “Male” and “female" gender roles with the Ann(e)s

2:12:11 - Gay Tears and Blonde Pubic Hairs: an Opus

2:16:56 - Ann Walker sends multiple fruit baskets of indecision

2:22:38 - Fruits at 11; jaunting in the rain to Lidgate by 11:10

2:24:43 - Purses of chance aren't for proud gays

2:27:39 - A tale of decisive gay vs a whimsical gay

2:30:47 - Anne dramatically & beautifully says “FUCK THAT!”

2:34:07 - Ending on memories of vigorous grubbles

2:38:04 - Final Toasts.. longwinded af

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