Garbage Juice Podcast

4 Years of Garbage Juice Podcast!Congratulations Markwayne Mullin - Newly Appointed Head of The U.S. Department of Homeland Security.Here are some interesting facts about Markwayne Mullin (the Oklahoma senator, former MMA fighter, and plumbing magnate). His first name "Markwayne" is a literal mashup: His parents couldn't decide between honoring uncles Mark or Wayne, so they slapped both on the birth certificate and never bothered to shorten it. He reportedly hated it as a kid because it got called out over the school PA when he got in trouble.He dropped out of college at 20 to take over the family plumbing business (Mullin Plumbing, aka "the Red Rooter") when his dad got sick. He turned it into a multimillion-dollar operation, later sold it to private equity for a big (undisclosed but likely hefty) payout while still holding a stake. He also owns a cattle ranch, wedding venue, real estate firms, and has dabbled in HVAC, septic services, construction, and even a steakhouse.As a former undefeated pro MMA fighter (5-0 record), he's got that cauliflower ear from wrestling days and was inducted into the Oklahoma Wrestling Hall of Fame. He still coaches kids (including his own) in tournaments. This "tough guy" persona came in handy—or hilariously not—when he challenged Teamsters president Sean O'Brien to an actual fistfight during a 2023 Senate hearing after O'Brien called him a "greedy CEO" on social media. Mullin stood up, said "stand your butt up," and invited him to settle it right there like "two consenting adults." Bernie Sanders had to yell "stop it!" to de-escalate.In a 2017 town hall, he told constituents complaining about taxes paying his salary: "You say you pay for me to do this. Bullcrap. I pay for myself." (He later got ethics scrutiny over his business holdings and salary overlaps while in Congress.)He benefited from about $1.4 million in forgiven PPP loans during the pandemic, then criticized Biden's student loan forgiveness plan—prompting the White House to point out the hypocrisy on Twitter.On Jan. 6, 2021, he helped barricade doors against rioters and witnessed Ashli Babbitt's shooting (which he defended as necessary). Later, he was fine with Trump pardoning many of those involved.He floated (half-jokingly?) that there'd be "less fake news" if we could still duel journalists like in the 1800s—referencing a historical case where a reporter shot a congressman in the Capitol.He struggled with fertility issues early in marriage (his wife had undiagnosed endometriosis), leading them to adopt twin girls after years of trying. They've got six kids total and have been married since high school sweethearts.Childhood challenges included clubfoot (requiring braces and surgeries) and a speech impediment—plus growing up as the youngest of seven on a rural Cherokee Nation-linked ranch.Possibly mor suited for the this role: Jack Bauer.Season 1: CTU Los Angeles Director of Field Operations.Season 2: Former CTU agent (reinstated/consultant).Season 3: CTU Field Operations Director.Season 4: Special Advisor to the Secretary of Defense (James Heller).Season 5: Secretive private employee (working in oil), later returns to aid CTU.Season 6: Returns to CTU after being released from a Chinese prison.Season 7: Independent consultant working with the FBI; CTU is dismantled.Season 8: Inactive, later helps CTU New York.Live Another Day: Freelance fugitive (ex-CIA/CTU). Overall, he's built a brand as a rough-around-the-edges, fight-ready conservative outsider who's not shy about getting physical (verbally or otherwise) in politics. Some see it as authentic Oklahoma grit; others see hotheaded antics. Either way, he rarely fades into the background!Donald Trump Bing Bong - Remix Compilation

Lee and Ryan take aim at America's Latest and Greatest Death Cult.HIGH VALUE DIGICHAD Podcast JESTERS, SoFloLEEgendStatus and RYANealGlandMaxx, AUROMOG the competition with a DEEP DIVE FRAME into LOOKSMAXXING: The NORMIE COPE from the HAMSTERCEL CUCKS proves RAGEBAIT SUPREMACY. BECKY'S are seething, STACY'S are GOONING. GJP SMV has never been higher.It Happened! 2026 was the year America had its First Officially Sanctioned 2-Halftime Shows Super Bowl. Ey, Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia' Mucha' novia' Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra, ey Pero no hay boda. Bob Ritchie!The LOOKSMAXXING Saga: Chronologically NARRATIONMAXXED by 19 highkey posts.Check out CLAVICULAR on MICHAEL KNOWLES | The GJP editI would say that she's pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed. She's got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support.I think that a lot of people with P*RN BRAINS find her attractive because of her body.Michael Jordan just won the Daytona 500 as a car owner. Congratulations Mr Jordan!Did you know DJT was in attendance 25 years ago, at the 2001 Daytona 500–the same Daytona 500 that took the life of Sir Father Dale Earnhardt? That tragic final-lap crash into the wall... #DYORThe HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL and BLATANTLY ILLEGAL Buffalo Wheel Barrow (fka The Tush Push)7’2 brine-pilled TERA-DILL Dillon T. Pickle has flown to Arizona and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU Frat Leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge last week’s BRUTAL frame mog incident 😳Looking for mediocre country music? Kid Rock is now Robert "Bob" Ritchie!TOP CONTENDER: funniest video of 2026 - Michael Irvin, NFL Hall of Fame WR, posts a video reacting to a meme asking if he can "framemog" (outshine in physique) two young muscular men (ASU Frat Leader and Clavicular) or if he's "jestermaxxed" (clownish in looksmaxxing slang). Bewildered and completely foreign to the language, Michael Irvin somehow knows what the post means.

TWITCH STREAM: Bills @ Jaguars (1/11/26) 2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend (The Buffalo Bills defeat The Jacksonville Jaguars 27-24 at Everbank Stadium on Sunday, January 11th 2026.)30 years of Jacksonville Jaguars Football, 30 years of no Super Bowl visits.Hosted with commentary by Sportsman Podcasters, Lee and Ryan from The Garbage Juice Podcast.When did the NFL choose Jacksonville, FL to be home to a professional football franchise? When was the Jacksonville Jaguars best season? Have the Jaguars ever been good enough to make it through the playoffs and into the Super Bowl? What is a Jacksonvillian? Who started the "DUUUVALLL" thing?

Welcome back Listener! Lee and Ryan are most gratified to find themselves present upon this fair Tuesday eve, being but nine days removed from Christmas, and nigh upon a fortnight from the turning of the year. Happy Hanukah (Lee explains how it was created in a lab in Wuhan China)! NEW JAMES CAMERON AVATAR - BLOOD DIAMOND. Candace Owens proving herself as a Certified Contender in the cannibalizing Sphere of Right Wing Media Infotaining Entrepreneurfluencers. Does anyone enjoy seeing Erika Kirk in front of a camera? Is Spotify Wrapped, Washed, and Chopped? Filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife were tragically found dead and their son was arrested in connection with the killing, Trump posted on his social media platform (Truth Social) a message that blamed Reiner’s death on his political opposition to Trump. Will the Jacksonville Jaguars honor the fans with a legendary 2025 season Super Bowl run? Goodbye Kansas City Chiefs, Hello Grandfather Phill Rivers!Portnoy in Peril - How it started. How it endedLiam Coen - Jacksonville Jaguars Head Coach - Duuuuvaaalllllllllllllll (cheugy)The Garbage Juice Podcast Big Board of Conspiracies (Website Coming Soon)The "Clues" - Nick MullenKing Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Shanghai (Official Video)Rob Reiner - Spinal TapThe Beautiful Images of Donald J. Trump in Cowboi HatWE ARRRRRE CHAAARRRRRRLLLLIEEEEE KIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRK - BangersAs we discuss Jags Vs Broncos Week 16 - Whats up with Denver?Shane Gillis on Philip RiversGrease Beast by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol2025 Breakout Animated Positive Masculinity Comedy: Haha🎈, You Clowns

Welcome back friends, wanderers, High Value Males, elite operators, and average listener:Here we are, once again approaching top U.S. holiday contender—Thanksgiving. A celebration that, for many of us, focuses around football and food. Be thankful and stay blessed.The Outsiders - Official Trailer 4K | Patrick Swayze, Tom...Pastor Shirley Caesar - You Name It!Trevor Lawerence X dot comTurducken Time!

Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation:“they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates”Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred and how it was recorded…Incident Report: Anomalous Meteorological Event “Multidimensional Breach During Hurricane Melissa Genesis” –  Compiled from recovered audio logs, satellite telemetry, and Ryan’s personal workstation (Atlanta, GA). Timestamp: 03:14 UTC, 23 October 2025. --- PRE-EVENT Hurricane Melissa formed off the Yucatán on 23 October, an unremarkable Category 2 with 105 mph winds. NHC advisories noted “unusual low-level rotation signatures” but attributed them to wind shear. What meteorologists missed: the storm’s eye aligned perfectly with two terrestrial broadcast nodes. - Node Alpha: WQXZ-FM tower, Fort Lauderdale,  Florida. Callsign repurposed by underground collective “Garbage Juice Podcast” for nightly 3-hour transmissions (22:00–01:00 EST). - Node Beta: Abandoned WATL-TV mast, Loring Heights, Atlanta. Same podcast, same hosts, simulcast via encrypted mesh. The show’s signature: 19 Hz infrasound layered beneath garage-rock and conspiracy rants. Listeners reported “ear worms that taste like copper.” Ryan, a 49-year-old Podcastman and systems admin, ran a spectrum analyzer on the stream. He noticed the 19 Hz carrier modulated with prime-number pulses—triangulation coordinates. --- EVENT SEQUENCE (reconstructed from Ryan’s screen-capture, 4K 60 fps) T-00:00:00 Melissa’s eye wall brushes Marathon. Lightning strikes the WQXZ tower exactly 666 times in 11 minutes. Ryan’s chat explodes: “THEY’RE PINGING SOMETHING.” T-00:07:42 Atlanta mast lights up. Garbage Juice hosts—voices distorted, speaking backward—chant a 7-second phrase in pre-Mayan glyphs (later translated: “The juice is the key. The storm is the door.”) T-00:11:11 Ryan’s desktop wallpaper rips. A vertical slit of green-black fire bisects his dual monitors. Through it: a hurricane inside a hurricane, but the inner storm spins clockwise—against Earth’s Coriolis. T-00:12:30 The slit widens. Ryan’s webcam captures: 1. A 1957 Plymouth Fury emerging from the portal, license plate “DEAD-77,” dripping liquid vinyl. 2. A second portal layer: Victorian London, but the Thames runs upward into a sky of brass gears. 3. A third layer: pure static, shaped like screaming mouths. T-00:13:13 Audio from Garbage Juice feed syncs with Melissa’s 300 mph gusts. The infrasound triples—57 Hz. Ryan’s studio windows invert, glass becoming liquid mercury that pools on the ceiling. T-00:14:00 Portal stabilizes into a perfect equilateral triangle: - Vertex 1: Fort Lauderdale tower (now a obsidian spire). - Vertex 2: Atlanta mast (now a femur bone wrapped in copper wire). - Vertex 3: Melissa’s eye (a pupil of molten gold, 40 miles wide). Ryan’s final log, typed as his keyboard melts: > “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” --- POST-EVENT Melissa dissipated at 06:00 EST, but the triangle remains. Satellite imagery shows three permanent low-pressure voids at the vertices. Garbage Juice went dark—except for a single 0.3-second burst at 19 Hz, every hour, on the hour. Ryan’s computer? Still running. Task Manager lists a process: UNDERWORLD_GATEWAY.exe – CPU: 666% – RAM: ∞ FEMA’s classified memo ends with: > “Do not approach the vertices. Do not stream the podcast. Do not say the juice’s name.”

75 and Still Alive! Lee and Ryan celebrate episode 75 in style: cruising the Algorithm for precious gems (scrolling Insta reels and posts). The New York Mayoral Three-way. Unfortunately, no more Jaguar victories this season. Donald Trump dumps dump over shithole country city dump; Loggins longs for his songs use without logs. The candidate that dedicates a special line at all convenience stores for scratch-offs has our vote! Reliving Jackass is a warm moment for millennials. Gingers in Arizona with 4k cameras? Bill Gates finally fesses up to DonLania and others. Cats in Russian Space. Owen Wilson on Jimmy Kimmel with cute Party Trick. Eric Trump has a new book, stay tuned for the GJP live stream book read. Is Alexa trying to make us gender defenders? Mirror Truthers. Halloween is here! Garth is a MONSTER. Back to school ad and other mass-shooting event topics. And more!Explaining the Episode ArtSuntory Whiskey Ad - Sammy Davis Jr.Gay Jackass | CMTOWN ANIMATEDJonBenét Ramsey Morning NewsDad joke of the week!Your boy pulls out the 3 millyCan you hear them both?2 Bears Try RUSSIAN ZYNS ft. Tom Segura & Bert KreischerCIA profilier on WCD

Who does Tyler Robinson belong to? What have we learned from the tragedy that took place September 10th? What is a Groyper? Charlie Kirk: his rise to power, his connections, and the State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona sized void now open in the conservative influencer sphere (that we plan to fill!) Northman Warrior, Kash Patel. My life felt better, when I didn't remember he(Jimmithy Kimmel) was on tv, and I never had to think about him. Have Donald Trump and Elon Musk finally squashed beef? And many other Neurodivergent-coded thoughts on the biggest news stories from August and September of 2025.Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."The Always Sunny... Twitter reply by: Its Probably Fine @itsprobabiyfineBanner Year for Images from the News, about DJT-RFKjr autism.Will Brilyn Hollowman pick up the conservative influencer mic and ball?Bullet Shell found in Lee’s bathroom, with Hamtifa inscription.Lyrics:Donny Trump, Tariff Delay, Xi’s China, Red Light Thera-payCharlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, Peter Brian HegsethPeter Thiel, Elon Musk, Ai Generator, iPhone plusRadical Left, New Woke Right, Jeffer-y Ep-stein-o!....Tinned fish, White-out, Oregon beats Penn StPope Leo, James Comey, Turning Point - USARFK, Vaccines are Gay! What else do I have to say!?Please sign the petition to END INSTITUTIONALIZED AND SYSTEMIC RACIAL OPPRESSION endorsed by The Jacksonville Jaguars' through their ritualistic home stadium mandatory first down chant.The media team here at GJP is happy to announce a major book deal with @TPUSA and a certain world leader... On the events and accusations that took place on 9/10

73 - The Sportsman's List (7/27/25)Back from their summering, Lee and Ryan dive deep into the eternal saga that is Jeffery Epstein. How does trump fit into this fold? How will Americans react once the truth reveals itself? Plus, Tour de France 2025 recap and other such anglo-sphere activitiesHappy August to all that celebrate!