Garbage Juice Podcast

Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation:“they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates”Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred and how it was recorded…Incident Report: Anomalous Meteorological Event “Multidimensional Breach During Hurricane Melissa Genesis” –  Compiled from recovered audio logs, satellite telemetry, and Ryan’s personal workstation (Atlanta, GA). Timestamp: 03:14 UTC, 23 October 2025. --- PRE-EVENT Hurricane Melissa formed off the Yucatán on 23 October, an unremarkable Category 2 with 105 mph winds. NHC advisories noted “unusual low-level rotation signatures” but attributed them to wind shear. What meteorologists missed: the storm’s eye aligned perfectly with two terrestrial broadcast nodes. - Node Alpha: WQXZ-FM tower, Fort Lauderdale,  Florida. Callsign repurposed by underground collective “Garbage Juice Podcast” for nightly 3-hour transmissions (22:00–01:00 EST). - Node Beta: Abandoned WATL-TV mast, Loring Heights, Atlanta. Same podcast, same hosts, simulcast via encrypted mesh. The show’s signature: 19 Hz infrasound layered beneath garage-rock and conspiracy rants. Listeners reported “ear worms that taste like copper.” Ryan, a 49-year-old Podcastman and systems admin, ran a spectrum analyzer on the stream. He noticed the 19 Hz carrier modulated with prime-number pulses—triangulation coordinates. --- EVENT SEQUENCE (reconstructed from Ryan’s screen-capture, 4K 60 fps) T-00:00:00 Melissa’s eye wall brushes Marathon. Lightning strikes the WQXZ tower exactly 666 times in 11 minutes. Ryan’s chat explodes: “THEY’RE PINGING SOMETHING.” T-00:07:42 Atlanta mast lights up. Garbage Juice hosts—voices distorted, speaking backward—chant a 7-second phrase in pre-Mayan glyphs (later translated: “The juice is the key. The storm is the door.”) T-00:11:11 Ryan’s desktop wallpaper rips. A vertical slit of green-black fire bisects his dual monitors. Through it: a hurricane inside a hurricane, but the inner storm spins clockwise—against Earth’s Coriolis. T-00:12:30 The slit widens. Ryan’s webcam captures: 1. A 1957 Plymouth Fury emerging from the portal, license plate “DEAD-77,” dripping liquid vinyl. 2. A second portal layer: Victorian London, but the Thames runs upward into a sky of brass gears. 3. A third layer: pure static, shaped like screaming mouths. T-00:13:13 Audio from Garbage Juice feed syncs with Melissa’s 300 mph gusts. The infrasound triples—57 Hz. Ryan’s studio windows invert, glass becoming liquid mercury that pools on the ceiling. T-00:14:00 Portal stabilizes into a perfect equilateral triangle: - Vertex 1: Fort Lauderdale tower (now a obsidian spire). - Vertex 2: Atlanta mast (now a femur bone wrapped in copper wire). - Vertex 3: Melissa’s eye (a pupil of molten gold, 40 miles wide). Ryan’s final log, typed as his keyboard melts: > “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” --- POST-EVENT Melissa dissipated at 06:00 EST, but the triangle remains. Satellite imagery shows three permanent low-pressure voids at the vertices. Garbage Juice went dark—except for a single 0.3-second burst at 19 Hz, every hour, on the hour. Ryan’s computer? Still running. Task Manager lists a process: UNDERWORLD_GATEWAY.exe – CPU: 666% – RAM: ∞ FEMA’s classified memo ends with: > “Do not approach the vertices. Do not stream the podcast. Do not say the juice’s name.”

75 and Still Alive! Lee and Ryan celebrate episode 75 in style: cruising the Algorithm for precious gems (scrolling Insta reels and posts). The New York Mayoral Three-way. Unfortunately, no more Jaguar victories this season. Donald Trump dumps dump over shithole country city dump; Loggins longs for his songs use without logs. The candidate that dedicates a special line at all convenience stores for scratch-offs has our vote! Reliving Jackass is a warm moment for millennials. Gingers in Arizona with 4k cameras? Bill Gates finally fesses up to DonLania and others. Cats in Russian Space. Owen Wilson on Jimmy Kimmel with cute Party Trick. Eric Trump has a new book, stay tuned for the GJP live stream book read. Is Alexa trying to make us gender defenders? Mirror Truthers. Halloween is here! Garth is a MONSTER. Back to school ad and other mass-shooting event topics. And more!Explaining the Episode ArtSuntory Whiskey Ad - Sammy Davis Jr.Gay Jackass | CMTOWN ANIMATEDJonBenét Ramsey Morning NewsDad joke of the week!Your boy pulls out the 3 millyCan you hear them both?2 Bears Try RUSSIAN ZYNS ft. Tom Segura & Bert KreischerCIA profilier on WCD

Who does Tyler Robinson belong to? What have we learned from the tragedy that took place September 10th? What is a Groyper? Charlie Kirk: his rise to power, his connections, and the State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona sized void now open in the conservative influencer sphere (that we plan to fill!) Northman Warrior, Kash Patel. My life felt better, when I didn't remember he(Jimmithy Kimmel) was on tv, and I never had to think about him. Have Donald Trump and Elon Musk finally squashed beef? And many other Neurodivergent-coded thoughts on the biggest news stories from August and September of 2025.Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."The Always Sunny... Twitter reply by: Its Probably Fine @itsprobabiyfineBanner Year for Images from the News, about DJT-RFKjr autism.Will Brilyn Hollowman pick up the conservative influencer mic and ball?Bullet Shell found in Lee’s bathroom, with Hamtifa inscription.Lyrics:Donny Trump, Tariff Delay, Xi’s China, Red Light Thera-payCharlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, Peter Brian HegsethPeter Thiel, Elon Musk, Ai Generator, iPhone plusRadical Left, New Woke Right, Jeffer-y Ep-stein-o!....Tinned fish, White-out, Oregon beats Penn StPope Leo, James Comey, Turning Point - USARFK, Vaccines are Gay! What else do I have to say!?Please sign the petition to END INSTITUTIONALIZED AND SYSTEMIC RACIAL OPPRESSION endorsed by The Jacksonville Jaguars' through their ritualistic home stadium mandatory first down chant.The media team here at GJP is happy to announce a major book deal with @TPUSA and a certain world leader... On the events and accusations that took place on 9/10

73 - The Sportsman's List (7/27/25)Back from their summering, Lee and Ryan dive deep into the eternal saga that is Jeffery Epstein. How does trump fit into this fold? How will Americans react once the truth reveals itself? Plus, Tour de France 2025 recap and other such anglo-sphere activitiesHappy August to all that celebrate!

The juice boys reunite with a returning guest for a look under the hood of what's happening in your world. Ryan introduces us to a new (hopefully semi-regular) segment called "Edging With Elon". Lee claps back at financial and speculative ignorance. And so much more!Additionally, at the request of our guest, please look forward to "Extras and Additional's". The story of one man's struggle to connect with other humans, driving him to place onus on everyone else instead of himself. Then taking that misguided emotion, internalizing it so deeply that he loses basic decision making abilities and decides to imagine himself as a robot (possibly for sexual reasons). Projected air date "sometime in 2026" (platform unknown).

71 - The 3rd Anniversary Episode (3/19/25)Join Lee and Ryan as they congratulate everyone involved in making 3 years of Garbage Juice Podcast a reality and undeniable success. The mythos of the Meme Religion©®™ unfolds live on air, your Juice Czars cash-in on March 2025's hottest meme trend centered solely around the physiognomy of Vice President and Millennial, JD Vance.Welcome to the Garbage Juice Podcast Retrospective – a sonic road-trip through the mind’s eye of a flat-circle fever dreamFor the past three years, we’ve been out here, doing the absolute most, capturing the essence of what it means to live in the dumbest era ever.What you're about to hear is an audio collage is a ride through the madness. You’ll hear all the moments that had us cackling, cringing, and questioning everything we thought we knew about the world. Remember when we low-key predicted the apocalypse and nobody noticed? Or that time we somehow ended up talking about time travel and sandwiches in the same breath? Yeah, we’ll never let you forget that.Strap in, because this is a 10-minute mashup of all your favorite sound bites, wild moments, and straight-up absurdity from our time here in the Garbage Juice universe.We’ve dipped our toes in everything from the trashiest pop culture takes to the weirdest conspiracy theories, and let’s not forget the unhinged debates that became instant classics. If you’ve been with us since day one, you know that we’ve been low-key vibing on a different frequency than most. And if you’re just tuning in, welcome to the chaos.We’ve had some iconic guests along the way — shoutout to everyone who’s graced our mic, whether it was for the wild takes, the jokes that went way too far, or just the sheer energy. You’ve been the true MVPs in this dumpster fire of a podcast. And let’s be real, we’ve all said some questionable things, but that’s the vibe. We get messy, we get real, and we get weird. It’s been iconic.Now, with the past three years coming into this moment, we’re giving you a taste of everything you’ve loved and a little extra chaos to send you off into the next phase of this wild ride. Expect the familiar: the chaotic rants, the chaotic sound effects, and a couple of jaw-dropping “WTF” moments that’ll have you looking at your headphones like, “Did they really just say that?” Spoiler alert: Yeah, we did.We’ve had our ups, our downs, and the times we literally had no idea what was going on. But through it all, you’ve been here, listening, laughing, and cringing alongside us. This isn’t just a podcast; this is a movement, and if you’ve been part of the Garbage Juice crew, you already know there’s no going back.So, sit back, relax, and let this glitchy, nostalgic fever dream of clips, sound bites, and pure Garbage Juice goodness take you on a trip. It’s a celebration of everything that’s made this podcast the chaotic masterpiece it’s become. It’s time to revisit the highs, the lows, and the moments in between, because whether you like it or not, we’re all in this mess together. Let’s get weird.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Dandolos