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Matteo Lane's Bitter Comedy Rant 😂

Ep. 1835
😆 Ever wonder what it’s like to feel ancient at 18? Matteo Lane spills the tea on today's kids coming out younger than most of us could keep our Tamagotchis alive! From a 7-year-old with purple hair speaking at the Human Rights Campaign to the absurdity of pride posters featuring muscle-bound men instead of relatable middle-aged lesbians, Matteo's take is as sharp as it is hilarious. And what’s up with his dad’s PTSD from raising two gay sons? You won’t believe the punchlines that follow! Miss this episode and risk being the only one not laughing at the absurdities of life! Get ready for a comedy ride that’s as enlightening as it is gut-busting. 🎉😂 Tune in now on foqnfunny.com or wherever you get your laughs!

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