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Why Morgan, why: Qatar implode, Infantino goes off the rails, and Iran beckons for England!
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We're off! And Morgan Freeman is off too, crawling down a sewage pipe out of the stadium...
Marcus, Jim, Pete and David Cartlidge relive last night's pomp, ceremony and absolutely diabolical football as Qatar were dismantled by West Ham's third best striker in 2014/15.
Plus, Pete defends ferrets almost as vigorously as Gianni Infantino defends his hair and we preview England vs Iran! We decide the Three Lions might be okay because we simply can't remember what they were like last time out.
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