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Throwing a fridge at Alan Pardew

Fernando Santos is making a fool of himself, Zlatan’s being really humble and Gareth Bale’s back to match fitness – you know what all that means. International football is back, baby!


Kate, Andy and Jim convene to discuss Portugal and Italy’s chances of progress and a huge night for Wales. Plus, King Kazu is a bald fraud and John Carver has a strange story to tell.


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The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.

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    41:49|
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  • Mailbag: Has the 48-team World Cup been a success? | 2026 FIFA World Cup

    31:07|
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    43:46|
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    49:24|
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  • England sink the Azteca | 2026 FIFA World Cup

    52:22|
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  • England vs Mexico Preview: Tuchel is activated | 2026 FIFA World Cup

    28:38|
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    50:40|
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    40:48|
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