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The Ramble: What’s going wrong at Manchester United, Part 212
Jules, Luke and Jim are here to... lightly cook Vish over the flames of humiliation after Manchester United put in one of their worst performances in decades.
There’s also hair-pulling, a goalkeeper gets amongst the goals down in the Championship and - oh yes - Antonio Conte and Thomas Tuchel treat us to some prime Wagu beef.
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Trickle-down football
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Probably the best day in Ramble history
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Farewell, Pep
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Wearing many Panama hats
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