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Ramble Reacts: Pep achieves perfection

You know what is far from perfect though? DJ Grealo’s set in the metaverse! That’s right, Pete went in there and he brings news.


Pete, Vish and Jim munch on that, how Man City’s continued march to European silverware has left us feeling, and one of the best 45 minutes of football we’ve ever seen, which left even Don Carlo and his eyebrows completely powerless.


We also discuss the real treble: Vish and his friends losing three phones on a night out in Bath in the noughties and retrieving all three within 24 hours.


Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com. You can find Pete stumbling around the metaverse with Jack Grealish here.


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