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Premier League Preview Show: 3rd March 2017
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Some absolute thigh rubbers coming up this weekend, particularly with West Brom's charge into Europe gathering force. We also try to invent some new tabloid guff and there's some surprisingly pricey bus vandalism.
Elsewhere there is frankly unsurprising news of Pete's adventures in the pound shop.
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