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Mailbag: Can bao buns save modern football?

Marcus, Jim, Vish and Pete are back to answer more of your burning questions, as we revel in football’s stupid stuff and a listener writes to us after attending that chaotic Norwegian promotion ding dong last week.


Plus, we look into how football can stop eating itself, deciding the only answer is to have more sex in Marvel films. Or bao buns.


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