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Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers

Luke's reign of terror has fed the appetite of the Luke Nation's supporters for far too long. Can Marcus and Vish finally rip the belt from his midriff?


Jim's got the unenviable task of refereeing this bout. Bring it on.


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    38:35|
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    17:44|
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    44:49|
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    44:09|
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    38:12|
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