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This week, the Ramble tackle Tim Sherwood's existential breakdown, United's win over a listless Liverpool, Steven Naismith's single-handed victory over Chelsea and still have time to talk about sexy ladies in Ghana.
What's more, they get through your highlights of the week and Marcus laments a poor performance from his beloved Jam Tarts.
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Mailbag: When should you start looking at the league table?
42:24|Here to tackle your tough queries today we have a tremendous trio of Marcus, Luke and Jim, who – thanks to a listener – may be able to share the answer to that most divisive question: when are you allowed to start looking at the league table? Perhaps all sides of the debate will be appeased by this one.Plus, what are the implications of Aston Villa’s reaction to Jamie Carragher’s comments, and are we missing some good old-fashioned rivalry in the Premier League these days?Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go!Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.
Less human feather, more Scrappy Do
01:06:44|Another Premier League weekend has come and gone, and boy, were we treated to some good action. Despite Arsenal’s win, Jim tells Marcus and Luke why he was impressed by his comrades in the red cartel, Liverpool.Elsewhere, Lisandro Martínez continues to show disinterest in playing for Manchester United and Ian Holloway is lending flat caps to goalkeepers.(We hope not to receive any legal challenges for the views expressed in this podcast)Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go!Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
My Biddy Aunt: Steve Edition
21:40|Come one, come all! Judge Moore takes his seat atop the Colosseum of Biddy to officiate a title-deciding bout between Spelgium and Cartalonia.And it's a good'un. Think about a footballer called Steve, chances are he's on this list. LET THE BIDDY BOUT COMMENCE!Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
The Preview Show: Get in the changing room, Jim
59:29|In tribute to the great Sir Patrick Stewart, Pete's got quite the performance today. Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to witness greatness.Speaking of witnessing greatness, Jim gets very excited about both teams piling into the same goalmouth for a scrap at Everton vs Newcastle on Thursday night. Elsewhere, we try and understand just what magic beans we could sell to INEOS and Harry Redknapp takes up position in Dover.Get your special discount on a limited number of special Football Ramble kits, designed by our friends at Admiral. Click HERE and use the code RAMBLER20 at checkout to get yours before they go!Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
I came here for a penalty competition
39:12|Sweet, sweet Carabao, how we love you. Pete, Jim and Luke are here to reflect on another night of scintillating cup action.Elsewhere, we are pleased to learn that Kai Rooney is very much at large at Man United. Plus, we get a great London piss update for Pete Donaldson.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
Drone nerd
48:15|That's what the Carabao do to ya! What a night for Fleetwood Town who, in Arsenal's very own colours AND at Highbury, took the scalp of Mikel Arteta's aristocrats.Marcus, Luke and David are here to celebrate the greatest night in the Cod Army's history. Plus, a trick or two about performing at the London Palladium, how Marcus could have won the Ballon d'Or, and Michael Owen gets a proper mugging off.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
Mailbag: Do Crystal Palace regret not backing Oliver Glasner?
41:05|Alright, enough Manchester United chat. It's time to give Vish a break from all that misery and crack open Marcus' bulging Mailbag sack.Pete joins the two of them to question whether Crystal Palace should have backed Oliver Glasner when they had the chance. Plus, would Forest Green's 'managerless' stance work in the Premier League? And we cast the new Bond film using only characters from football. No room for Keys and Gray this time...Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
Red Nose Day
01:01:22|Here we are again. Man United are flirting with relegation and the manager’s position is untenable. What now?Marcus, Vish and Pete are here to try to work that out. Plus, Spurs’ post-Marbella renaissance continues and we look forward to the BOAT being awarded tonight.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Prem Red cards, Portuguese Wolves and Real's CL Scorers
25:37|Despite it's best efforts, The Ramble Intercontinental Senate has been unable to locate the dominion of Jimbuktu after it won the belt last weekend. Never mind - it’s back to league business!Speller gets on the 1s and 2s to host a truel for the ages between The Luke Nation, Cartalonia and the Ehantharajah Empire. FIGHT!Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***