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Celestial Teal: The FA Cup final, the Playoffs and your headliner… Mike Dean
Leeds, oh, Leeds. When will their nightmare end? Not yet, apparently. Frank Lampard’s Derby and Dean Smith’s Aston Villa will face off at Wembley after a frantic pair of play-off semi-finals.
There’s also a look ahead at a juicy FA Cup final, a theory on what Jose Mourinho was really getting up to in that hotel, questions about Pep Guardiola’s cardigan - or is it cardigi? - and some fairly tortured Watford puns, chipped in by one of you lot.
And yes, we saw Mike Dean celebrating Tranmere’s win over Forest Green Rovers. What. A. Man.
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Further reading:
Watford’s togetherness could be key to an FA Cup win:
Potential trouble ahead for Manchester City:
Marcelo Bielsa may not be leaving Leeds just yet:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48292197
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