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6. Slugs v worms
41:40||Season 3, Ep. 6Mark discusses the big spending of Manchester United; the travails of Roy Hodgson (get well soon!); and the spectacular final scenes of the Africa Cup of Nations.
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5. We're back! (AGAIN)
39:08||Season 3, Ep. 5After another long, and unscheduled, hiatus, Mark and Matthew are back, and this time they really do promise to be more consistent in releasing weekly episodes! Today, Mark discusses the potentially unique, and concerning possibility of the three recently promoted Premier League clubs being relegated this season, and the three previously relegated clubs coming back up.4. This VAR is not for turning
49:31||Season 3, Ep. 4After a full 3 months (or a quarter, in financial terms) Mark and Matthew return to chew over what's been happening. In a word... "VAR". Mark also discusses the financial irregularities of Everton, Man City and Chelsea, as well as the recent successes of Spurs!3. Transfer-you-like
45:28||Season 3, Ep. 3As the current transfer window comes to a close, Mark discusses how he has become increasingly disengaged with the whole saga. He also touches upon the non-consensual kiss from the president of the Spanish football federation on Jenni Hermoso, and how out of touch footballing institutions still are about such matters.2. We need to talk about Mason
47:04||Season 3, Ep. 2Mark addresses the deeply problematic process that has seen Mason Greenwood released from Manchester United, and how the football club seems to have made a terrible situation even worse. Mark also discusses the Women's World Cup final, which has marked a new height for the popularity of the women's game..1. Football and dressing gowns
48:22||Season 3, Ep. 1Following another unscheduled month off, Mark and Matthew record their first episode of the football season, talking about the Women's World Cup, the departure of Kane from Spurs, and the shenanigans around someone called Caicedo,.52. Mo Money Mo Problems
50:46||Season 2, Ep. 52Mark explores the trend of players moving to Saudi Arabia for the big money deals and the potential implications this could have on European football