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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E02: Vaulter
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What's poppin', cum-dump?
Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish.
What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a nap? And what if a good person ran WayStar?
How's that for a carrot? Let's just hope that there's no... weirdness with our fuzzy boundaries, right?
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