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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E01: The Summer Palace
Welcome to the bunker! Says hello to the grunts (us), and one-shot voodoo guy who holds the whole thing together (Jesse).
We’re into the first episode of the second season, and we encourage the nutty bastard to step up to the rack, and pull him limb from limb like a piñata to see what falls out.
Has he seen their plan, and is dad’s plan better? How do we know he’s not a double agent? And would he prefer Napoleon’s penis pickled in a jar, or dried like a strip of beef jerky?
Are we actually having this conversation? Yes, we are actually having this conversation. Remember this slant of light.
We need to stuff some f***king raccoons up some guy’s chimney - let’s move ahead with that process, shall we?
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