Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

Roll up, roll up for the festival of grievances!This week, we relocate Connor's desert ranch, Austerlitz (formerly REDACTED) to take a pop at the champ, Jesse Armstrong. Will it be a very compelling package? Or will it be like tossing a bag of Uzis into a soft-play area?PLUS: Our fun new game, Sh*t or Shinola?Drip poison in our ear: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comStop us from going 'POUF!': https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

There'll be a new U.S. president-elect by the time we do another one of these and that's all either one of us can think about.But that doesn't mean we don't love youneed youwant you...We want you, we want you, we want youOn a chair with a dead magazineIn the cave at the tip of the lilyIn some hallway where love's never beenWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLet today be the day you finally act: Patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by daughter, friend, mother, and partner Annabel Emily Port

Hello, fellow nudie turtles.Napkins on heads to mask the shame and heighten the pleasure as we feast on tasty morsels from Succession's groovy hub.Want the freaky-deaky truth about Tom's black eye? Has Jesse been snubbed - IS THIS A SNUBBING? And can we depend on Jarmstrong's vote for Team Future? Let the minutes reflect that Sara was asked to recuse herself.It's good to hear your voice: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLet us judge for ourselves if being rich is f**king great: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Boo!Did we getcha???Happy spooky Hallowe'en, everyone. Sara hatches a plan to go as Chappell Roan (whose name she just had to Google ), before deciding against it. She’s up to some truly scary stuff with coconut oil too.Plus: 'No Hard Feelings', 'Weird: The Al Yankovic Story', another episode of 'Disclaimer', 'Janet Planet', and Billy Crystal tries his hand at horror in Apple TV's 'Before' - but is there enough pumpkin in his paprikash?Scrawl a message in blood on our bathroom mirror: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comTrick or treat! https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Do not listen on a 12-hour drive with your grandpa. No music, no chatting. Keep your mind on the driving. Or find an economics podcast he likes to shout at.Buy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/Send us one miserable letter: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comFund our work: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Sara returns from the States and becomes familiar with the very British concept of the bonkbuster.Feed us content: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comMake an ostentatious contribution: https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Thank you all for coming, and thanks to all who have supported Sara through her recent health nonsense. This week, we attend the RECNY with the man, the legend, Jesse Armstrong.** Surprise Jesse Retirement Announcement **So sorry about the butter, guys.Excusing you, but we didn't ask for editorial comment: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comThank you for your donation: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy 'Succession - The Scripts': https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/

Hello! This week, we're transatlantic, like a pair of Freddie Laker mother-effers. Sara is in the suburbs of Chicago, and wants to be left alone. Geoff is in Stoke Newington, and wishes he wasn't being left alone. Somehow, remarkably, we can watch the same TV. What an era.Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comKeep us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH

Hey hey hey, my people!Time for another peep through our (smeared) window into the mind behind 'Succession', Jesse Armstrong. We wouldn't say he's the man, but if there were a man - hypothetically - he might look a lot like Jesse.This week, it's episode 3, 'Lifeboats', and a trio of major players enter the stage: Sandy Furness, Stewy Hosseini and Mondale... um, there's no way Shiv is allowing a dog to have a surname. But he's basically a Roy, in all but name.Oh, and we found Roman's personal trainer on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brockyurich/profilecard/?igsh=enMzaHdzYXo5cHpkStay strong, stay in touch.* We want each and every one of you to be innovating, challenging, being bold, being disruptive, bringing us new, original, multiplatform content: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Not all of us are born into good ease: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH