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Episode 279: Persona 5 Strikers

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You try to run me through

Hold on

Think again

Don't you know

What you're starting

But ... you sure ain't got a clue

How bad

This will go

Don't you know

Know my art

(Art of war)


And as you look to the horizon

Not a cloud

But then stormy weather's caught you cold

Seems like it crept up out of nowhere

All around

You it's not quite what you foretold


You'll never see it coming

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes

You're done in

By the time it's hit you, your last surprise


You think you got your game

Planned out

To a T

Yet I'm two

Steps ahead yeah

So ... you step into my way

Stand down

It's a trap

One more step

And you're dead

(Yeah you're dead)


Why just a picosecond ago

Clear blue skies

But now lightning's struck your last resolve

It's not an accident that no one

Hears your cries

As your last strength seems to dissolve


You'll never see it coming

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes

You're done in

By the time it's hit you, your last surprise


I'm coming

For you

My game's always so fast, so fine

You're spun in

By the net you didn't catch it in time


Better think

About your game

Are you sure

Your next move's the right one for you?

Are you sure

You won't get outmaneuvered again

And again my friend?


You'll never see it coming

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes

You're done in

By the time it's hit you, your last surprise


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