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Fifty Years of Shit Robots

66. ADVENT DAY 6: MINORITY REPORT SPIDERS

Between Metropolis and Star Wars lies a 50 year wasteland of terrible movie robots. Today sees the opening of the sixth door of our robot advent calendar. And what's inside? The nightmare scenario, robot spiders that want to examine your eyes.


WARNING! The S**t-bomb is sometimes uttered but nothing more. 


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