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Field Report: No Processed Food for 4 Days (Was It Worth It?)

Season 1, Ep. 16
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ANYWAY

I’m back from the front lines.


Four whole days.

Zero processed food.

Planned, chopped, cooked, washed up.

Repeated.

Never again.


In this episode we discuss:


  • The emotional toll of planning three meals a day like a Victorian housewife
  • Whether chopping board dinners are secretly genius
  • Why cheeseboard dinner is an elite parenting hack
  • The M&S ā€œnon-UPFā€ range (sausages, buns, ketchup — full review)
  • Migraines, morale, and missing Biscoff
  • Being dropped by my first big brand deal and spiralling publicly
  • Whether I should sell my soul for a podcast editor
  • And if early death from crisps is simply a trade-off I’m willing to make


The experiment verdict?


Did I feel superhuman?

No.


Did I feel morally superior?

Briefly.


Did I miss ready meals with my entire being?

Yes.



šŸ§€ FIND OF THE WEEK


Cheeseboard dinner.

Elevated picky bits.

Zero guilt.

Highly recommend.




āŒ FAIL OF THE WEEK


Everything else.



If you’ve cracked the code on eating well without turning it into a full-time job, tell me.


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