F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doing everything (including finger stuff), recovering from a bad experience.Support the show on Patreon!

If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons.Support the show on Patreon!

I need to know how serious we are about this relationship and also what you have done to my flesh and bone structure... I'm a monster! Topics include a petty review, AI wife, dating culture shock, what are your intentions with me?Support the show on Patreon!

Bone smashing is out, y'all. We're tenderizing. We're marinating. We're seasoning. And we are irresistible. Topics include waiting by the phone like a cuck, using a huge dildo like a good friend, blindfolded sex, accidentally love thongs.Support the show on Patreon!

What's longer?  The length of a grown adult's intestines or the road trip to your evil, wizard boyfriend?  Topics include real sour, jealous energy, when do you stop having sex, doing your own inside research, communicating with your wife via text. Support the show on Patreon!

Oh, this?  It's just my favourite book that I read from time to time to really get inspired, Michelle knows what she's doing!  Topics include performative males, emotionally filling her cup, mommy back rubs, uneducated kinksters. Support the show on Patreon

With the state of the world and, you know... everything, I don't think expecting John Cena to be cool is really that much to ask for.  Topics include masturbating to your date's profile, chatty blowjobs, being attracted to women, but not liking them, and dampening the clapping of cheeks. Join the Patreon!

Forget flowers, forget chocolates.  What every woman wants is a good, old fashioned, red brick.  Topics include committing to the brick bit, proving your masculinity, old love, cake for an ex. Join the Patreon!