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420. PATREON PREVIEW - The Seinfeld of Podcasts
45:30||Ep. 420It's a show... about nothing! Just two guys talking about nothing!(Due to some real sad life events, we weren't able to record a new episode this week. So, please enjoy a preview of one of our Patreon episodes.)
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419. Why Isn't She Scared of Me?!
49:00||Ep. 419Do women even know how emasculating it is when they feel safe around us?! Topics include the male urge to be feared, chubby (complimentary), re-inventing dating in the worst way, clearing up mixed signals by sending even mixier signals.Support the show on Patreon!
418. Cheesy Investments
52:39||Ep. 418We work on and introduce a lot of really cool, new characters in this episode, so be ready for that. Topics include errand dates, call spamming, the worst investment opportunity, terrified over Tuppaware.Support the show on Patreon!
417. Suitcase Full of Sex Doll
51:24||Ep. 417I understand that some things need to be handled discretely, but there are also some things that shouldn't be dumped in a lake. Topics include how to safely discard your sex doll, a sisterly interrogation, the price is a lie, mysterious downstairs hand gesture, hand job to bro job.
416. Scoot Over to My Cream Station
47:28||Ep. 416I know we've gotten some complaints about Melvin before, but you really can't deny our chemistry with him. Topics include utilizing the Spider-Man note tactic, Zoloft ultimatum, pick up artists almost discover friendship, covering or embracing your past.Support the show on Patreon!
415. Puss in Tatters
52:40||Ep. 415If anybody needs me, I'll be hanging out with my other God buddies today, so please don't try to reach me via anything other than astral projection. Topics include the WNBA, being groomed by a spiritual man, too tired to text, hard out here for a wannabe pimp, the magic is gone.Support the show on Patreon!
414. Just Be Normal
42:42||Ep. 414It's not hard, guys. Just be normal. Just don't do anything weird. Topics include bringing your own ball, letting people know you're ready to date, break up regret, too intense or just scared of attention.Support the show on Patreon!