Fantasy That: A Pathfinder Podcast

Our heroes try and cheer up their boss, Prince Eli. Elsmere tries honey. Valeria diplomatically intimidates. Violet has a "vision."

The Queen is in trouble - and not even a deep-seated fear of horses can stop Prince Eli from acting. Elsmere provides encouragement, Valeria has her doubts, Violet insists she knew this was going to happen all along.

Hot and uncomfortable, our heroes enter the town fabled to posses a magic apple. Valeria disguises Prince Eli. Elsmere does some detective work. Violet befriends a vegan.

The search for the apple takes our heroes below ground. Valeria tolerates a vegan breakfast, Violet tries climbing with her tail, Elsmere falls into a pit, and Eli admits he thought this would be more fun...not that it matters. 

Our heroes meet a little buddy in great distress. Valeria detects a secret door, Elsmere drinks a draconic potion, and Violet casts obscuring mist.

Things do not go well for our heroes, as they cope with the harsh reality of subterranean adventuring. Luckily, Prince Eli knows nothing could ever happen to him with his bodyguards at his side. Valeria breaks her bow, Violet shirks her responsibilities as a healer, and Elsmere reveals a secret.

Our heroes continue on what they hope is the road to the apple. Elsmere shaves a goblin, Valeria finds earrings that are almost the right color, Eli gets refreshingly drenched in blood that is not his own, and Violet learns more about death throes.

Meepo takes our heroes to meet the kobold queen, who tells them of Belek the Outsider. It all goes great. Elsmere tidies everyone up, Valeria sneaks ahead, and Violet dictates a letter.

Our heroes meet the goblin king. Valeria shoots to kill, Elsmere seeks a diplomatic solution, and Violet eats an apple.